Today I sat in the bathtub.
I think I fell asleep.
I woke up with my fingers looking like raisins.
I like raisins.
They taste good.
I also saved the lovely Gerard Way from the grasp of the evil Bert McSmackin'.
Bert likes to smack booties.
Gerard said, "Bob, I love you so much, marry me," before kissing me.
I said thank you.
He was like, "how can I ever repay you Bob Bryar?"
I said, "I am not Bob Bryar."
He said, "who, then?"
"I am..."
"Bryar Bob."
Then I woke up from my nap in the bathtub.
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i am bryar bob ➸ b.b
Fanficcorn child (this is a crack fic. read it if you want to laugh a lot.) (this is a collab with @doodlingdeath, go follow her.)
