Dear diary,
Today was no good.
I woke up to find a very high Bert McDabbing right over by an unconscious Gerard.
I blew my rape whistle, and the wild Bert retreated towards my shrine.
When I headed downstairs, though, it seemed some strange noise was emitting from the room I had just left (my shrine room).
I walked back up the stairs and what I saw I cannot unsee.
Bert was McSlapping Gerards ass (he was taped with his ass out because ass-slapping is something I enjoy immensely) completely harassing my baby.
I sprang over to Bert and McThrew him out of my window.
The cops are arriving soon and plan to "shuck" corn at them.
Corn on the Bob.
YOU ARE READING
i am bryar bob ➸ b.b
Hayran Kurgucorn child (this is a crack fic. read it if you want to laugh a lot.) (this is a collab with @doodlingdeath, go follow her.)
