Dear Diary,
Today Gerard was with a new guy. He had a magnificent fro.
"Bob, this is Rad Homo."
"I don't give a frankle frackle about Rad Totoro. His hair looks like a corn!" I yelled. I wanted to eat his hair. Corn in the Bob.
Rad Homo started to cry like a buttery little bitch.
"That's mean!"
Bert McDankin ran in. "How dare you insult Rad Homo! I'm gonna put a foot in your ass!"
He McKicked me in the butt.
I choked on my corn.
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i am bryar bob ➸ b.b
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