Dear Diary,
Today I told Gerard how I really felt about him. He was all like, "well I like Stank Urio," and I was like, "ok lol bai."
I took it real smooth because I'm a smooth, tender human being.
I also got a feather from Gerard's boa and I plan to add it to my shrine today.
Also, Beet McLackin said I look like a yolk and I said I don't like eggs. (Take note, this is how you roast someone.) I then asked him if he needed Aloe Vera because I burned him so hard and he shoved corn in my mouth.
Corn in the Bob.
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