YouTube Rookie (J-Fred Fanfiction)

23 | Joey's Lactating with my horns?!?!

What on earth just freaking happened?! I am left frozenly glued to my seat in the same position for at least a while now.

Matthias beside me shakes me gleefully as he asks a cycle of, "Hello? Are you in there?" & "Sab, are you still breathing?" even maybe "Should I call an ambulance?"

Okay, how would you ask me to calm down when Joey just freaking kissed me on my forehead again!? And this time, in front of his brother?! All I blurt out was, "Joey. Kissed. Forehead."

Well, that was a stupid realization. Matthias laughs beside me as he gestures for the camera, "We caught your reaction on camera! Even him kissing you!" He laughs so hard.

I smack Matthias's arm and tell him to stop laughing. He then laughs harder as I blush in embarrassment. I then say, "He's just messing with us, you know." More like I'm saying that to myself.

Matthias shakes his head as he tries to make out his words through his laugh, "Oh, really now, Sab? Really?" He wipes a tear forming from his eyes as he laughs again, "That was a goodbye kiss!!! Are you two together now?!?"

I shake my head intensely I feel like it would come off. "No, are you crazy? Ofcourse not!" I defend. Matthias laughs as he says, "No, what's crazy was that he kissed you like you we're his girlfriend!!!"

"He never shows affection to any girl he's dated when he's in front of me or any of the family!" He continues to explain. He laughs and says, "He hates PDA. And yet, here we are!" He calls out Amanda to come over.

Amanda arrives and asks why Matthias is laughing so hard. Matthias shrieks, "Joey kissed Sab in the forehead in front of me!!!" He claps as Amanda does too and jumps in happiness and says, "Oh my word! Did you catch it on camera?"

I numbly nod still being awkward about it around them. Joey is so busted once he gets back. What is he up to again? But then again, I argue with myself, what if he really did just want to kiss me?

MattAnda clap as Amanda says that she'll watch the clip later. She's smiling really weirdly at me. Before she left, she whispered, "You feel that 'something' too, don't you?" She then winks at me and walks out to let us continue to shoot the video.

I stare back at Matthias and give him my death-stare as I demand, "You are not to speak of that incident again or I will push you off that chair." He laughs and says, "No wonder you and Joey get along." He continues, "Always enjoying my pain." as he laughs it off.

We started off the Whisper Challenge before Joey came in to ruin everything. Matthias explained that I won his YouTube Rookie Contest.

It touched me enough that he also mentioned that he doesn't see me just a mere acquaintance because of the contest, but also as a new friend he's getting to know.

He also mentioned afterwards, "And yes, she's the girl Joey's been going goo-goo crazy and sappy about recently in his socials." I elbow him as he swats me away.

After I have calmed down and tried to move past that forehead kiss, we started with it. The first few sentences we're quite easy, a little misreads from time to time which we're ridiculously hilarious.

But certain sentences just stood out way too much. I don't think it's in a good way. Matthias almost peed on his pants. We both laughed way too hard.

One of which was when Matthias was whispering while I was in the headphones. As I read, his mouth words out slowly one by one, 'Joey and you are going to have a baby.'

I immediately freaked out and screamed, "Joey and I are going to have a baby?!?!?!" Matthias laughs as he almost fall off the chair. He shakes his head and says, "You're the one who's saying that! Not me!"