Love At First Kik

1

SuckItYourself has joined the chat.

TheUrgeToJerk: SUP 

SuckItYourself: TheUrgeToJerk? What are you, twelve?

TheUrgeToJerk: Yes.

SuckItYourself: K, bye

TheUrgeToJerk: WAAAIITIITITITITITIT

SuckItYourself: WHHHATATATATAT??

TheUrgeToJerk: Be my friend

SuckItYourself: no. 

TheUrgeToJerk: but honey-boo-boo-kins

SuckItYourself: wtf

TheUrgeToJerk: Both of our names have something to do with dicks

HunterExpress: By the laws of kik, you are now officially soulmates 

TheUrgeToJerk: She speaks the truth^

SuckItYourself: Again, what the actual fuck

I-fell-in-a-hole: When your BFF tries to set you up with a fuckboy

TheUrgeToJerk: FOLLOW THE LAWS OF KIK OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES, RANDOM GIRL

SuckItYourself: How do u even know I'm a girl

TheUrgeToJerk: I may or may not be stalking you

TheUrgeToJerk: tho, if u turn out to be a boy its gonna suck cause I was tryna flirt

SuckItYourself: never join a group chat

A/N

What have I done? IDK. Don't kill me?