TheUrgeToJerk: good morning baby
TheUrgeToJerk: hows ur morning going??
SuckItYourself: pretty horrible, a nerd is attempting to text me
TheUrgeToJerk: -.-
TheUrgeToJerk: anyways
TheUrgeToJerk: did u dream about me?
SuckItYourself: nope
TheUrgeToJerk: lies
SuckItYourself: truths
TheUrgeToJerk: that doesn't even make sense
SuckItYourself: you don't make sense
TheUrgeToJerk: its a good thing ur hot
SuckItYourself: what do u want
TheUrgeToJerk: you, dripping wet and panting on my bed
TheUrgeToJerk: BabyGirl?
TheUrgeToJerk: its been like five minutes....
TheUrgeToJerk: low-key hope u left me to go finger urself
TheUrgeToJerk: you've been infected with 'the urge to jerk'
SuckItYourself: your such a dork
TheUrgeToJerk: DIAMOND!! BaBe Ur BaCk
SuckItYourself: my names not diamond
TheUrgeToJerk: wtf is it then
SuckItYourself: ITS PATRICK!
TheUrgeToJerk: if i didn't see u right now i'd question if u were 5 or not
SuckItYourself: u better not turn out to be Greenberg
TheUrgeToJerk: i'm not that ugly
TheUrgeToJerk: seriously. Greenberg? you think better of me than that, don't you Princess?
SuckItYourself: i don't think of u at all
TheUrgeToJerk: Im hurt baby
TheUrgeToJerk: goodbye forever
SuckItYourself: dudeeeeeee
SuckItYourself: ugh I don't know ur name
SuckItYourself: u aren't even reading these
SuckItYourself: FUCK did u get hit by a bus or something???
SuckItYourself: my parents told me Pokemon Go is dangerous
SuckItYourself: nameless person, r u there doe??
SuckItYourself: aight then, bye
SuckItYourself: just going to leave my nudes above^
TheUrgeToJerk: WHAT. NUDES?
SuckItYourself: your such a fuckboy
TheUrgeToJerk: you're^
SuckItYourself: now u use grammar??
TheUrgeToJerk: yes.
SuckItYourself: you annoy me so much
TheUrgeToJerk: good, because I'm still mad at ur cute little ass
SuckItYourself: im srry
TheUrgeToJerk: fine. quick blowjob and we can make up
SuckItYourself: what
TheUrgeToJerk: Nothing, darling
A/N
I'm bored, and have a 4 day weekend.
*sighs* better get to it then
*searches stydia smut* *searches sterek smut*
*checks the cast's twitter*
*pulls up wattpad, leaves it there for an hour*
*watches Shane Dawson* Fuck, I need to write
*sees that I somehow missed a Hayley Kiyoko song*
never mind...
