Love At First Kik

17

TheUrgeToJerk: hey lyds?

SuckItYourself: hmmm?

TheUrgeToJerk: how come we haven't met yet?

SuckItYourself: ...we're talking right now, of course we've met

TheUrgeToJerk: u know what I mean

SuckItYourself: are we meeting by hologram or like..?

TheUrgeToJerk: omfg

TheUrgeToJerk: we go to the same school, you want my dick, we're in classes together, how come we haven't spoken in real life??

SuckItYourself: 1/3 of those statements aren't true

TheUrgeToJerk: oh, we aren't in the same classes together

SuckItYourself: I don't want ur dick

TheUrgeToJerk: hahah, okay babe sure

SuckItYourself: -.-

TheUrgeToJerk: :-D

TheUrgeToJerk: now stop stalling and answer my question!

SuckItYourself: i feel like if we met up I'd end up punching u in the balls

TheUrgeToJerk: we all have our kinks

SuckItYourself: Scott says you're nerdy

TheUrgeToJerk: you talk to Scottie Pie?!?

SuckItYourself: we have brunch on Sundays

TheUrgeToJerk: tf, how come I can't come to brunch with you?

SuckItYourself: cause our parents are there and your name is literally, TheUrgeToJerk

TheUrgeToJerk: hmmm...

NoUrgeToJerk: now let me come to brunch

SuckItYourself: no

NoUrgeToJerk: can't we meet in other places??

SuckItYourself: want to hear it in Spanish? nO

NoUrgeToJerk: ughhhhhhhhh

A/N

I know I'm barely updating this, but it doesn't seem like people are enjoying it so I think I'm just gonna leave it at 19-20 chapters.

20 if I add smut. Anyone want smut?