Love At First Kik

2

11 Unread messages from TheUrgeToJerk 

TheUrgeToJerk: Baby??

TheUrgeToJerk: Whats ur name??

TheUrgeToJerk: Don't ignore me

TheUrgeToJerk: I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!

TheUrgeToJerk: sorry for the caps...

TheUrgeToJerk: I know ur on, I asked Ally

TheUrgeToJerk: she won't tell me ur name

TheUrgeToJerk: is it because ur name is like Diamond or something??

TheUrgeToJerk: that sounds like a stripper name

TheUrgeToJerk: are u a stripper?

TheUrgeToJerk: reply if ur a stripper

SuckItYourself has accepted the private chat.

SuckItYourself: what do u want

TheUrgeToJerk: SO U ARE A STRIPPER!

SuckItYourself: i don't have enough daddy issues for that

TheUrgeToJerk: are you implying you have enough issues to do some things?? 

SuckItYourself: I'm already regretting this

TheUrgeToJerk: give me a chance baby

SuckItYourself: im not an infant

TheUrgeToJerk: u have to keep texting me, we're tied together by dick usernames

SuckItYourself: holy shit you used a little proper grammar

TheUrgeToJerk: impressed?

SuckItYourself: I would be if u were 5

TheUrgeToJerk: i am 5 then. do i get a reward for the grammar?

SuckItYourself: thought u said u were 12

TheUrgeToJerk: my age can never be found

SuckItYourself: like ur dick

TheUrgeToJerk: 9 inches is pretty findable 

TheUrgeToJerk: unless ur blind

TheUrgeToJerk: please don't tell ur blind

TheUrgeToJerk: is it even legal to have sex with a blind girl

TheUrgeToJerk: like, what if she becomes un-blinded then thinks the guy is ugly

SuckItYourself: is that what u think about in ur free time

TheUrgeToJerk: I'm a complex guy with a big dick.... how am I virgin??

SuckItYourself: that's one of the world's seven mysteries 

A/N

Another fanfic with the mention of a daddy kink... 

I hope Stiles sees Danny in hell. (Wow that sounded dark, okay). 

Very long explanation of what I mean under:

Like, Danny has completely disappeared and no one mentions him anymore. So what if after Stiles gets taken he's waiting for his friends to get him, and he finds Danny. And Danny is acting as if he's on drugs and tripping from being there so long, and Stiles promises to take Danny with him when he leaves. 

Then in one of the episodes when they rescue Stiles, Lydia is holding Stiles and helping him walk out (very season 3b) and Scott is doing the same for an unconscious Danny.