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TheUrgeToJerk: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

SuckItYourself: same

TheUrgeToJerk: u still want to talk to me even tho u know I'm ugly??

SuckItYourself: sure y not

TheUrgeToJerk:   :) 

TheUrgeToJerk: I'm grounded so ur my only entertainment 

TheUrgeToJerk: god, I wish u were here with me

SuckItYourself: what would u do to me if I was there

TheUrgeToJerk: I'd fuck you so hard babe

SuckItYourself: deep? 

TheUrgeToJerk: so deep 

SuckItYourself: OMFG I CANT

SuckItYourself: STILES WTFFFF

TheUrgeToJerk: ??

SuckItYourself: It's Scott u dumbass

TheUrgeToJerk: Ur so mean to me

SuckItYourself: WhAt are u even texting her??

SuckItYourself: like, honestly, i'm friends with this girl's parents 

SuckItYourself: we went to church together once... i feel so violated now

SuckItYourself: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

SuckItYourself: u got so dirty so fast 

TheUrgeToJerk: for the record, I knew something was up

TheUrgeToJerk: she's never that dirty 

SuckItYourself: I bet she is with jackson

TheUrgeToJerk: SHUT YOUR NASTY LITTLE MOUTH MCCALL

SuckItYourself: TrIgGiRrEd as fuck

TheUrgeToJerk: how did u even get her phone

SuckItYourself: i stole it. 

TheUrgeToJerk: I leave u alone for 5 minutes and u steal someones phone?!?!?!

SuckItYourself: chill fam, chilllll

SuckItYourself: she's with Allison, their buying popcorn 

TheUrgeToJerk: THE EXTRA BUTTERY KIND?!

SuckItYourself: yeah I guess idk

SuckItYourself: by the way, her name is Lydia

TheUrgeToJerk: how do u know

SuckItYourself: I sit next to her in like 4 of our classes 

SuckItYourself: maybe if u weren't staring at her ass the whole class u would notice

TheUrgeToJerk: I DON'T 

SuckItYourself: You hear but you do not listen, you look but you do not see

TheUrgeToJerk: Did u just quote star trek??

SuckItYourself: It's a shortened Bible quote 

TheUrgeToJerk: since when do u read the bible

SuckItYourself: since I lost my virginity 

TheUrgeToJerk: ironic

SuckItYourself: shit, they're coming cya 'daddy'


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