TheUrgeToJerk: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
SuckItYourself: same
TheUrgeToJerk: u still want to talk to me even tho u know I'm ugly??
SuckItYourself: sure y not
TheUrgeToJerk: :)
TheUrgeToJerk: I'm grounded so ur my only entertainment
TheUrgeToJerk: god, I wish u were here with me
SuckItYourself: what would u do to me if I was there
TheUrgeToJerk: I'd fuck you so hard babe
SuckItYourself: deep?
TheUrgeToJerk: so deep
SuckItYourself: OMFG I CANT
SuckItYourself: STILES WTFFFF
TheUrgeToJerk: ??
SuckItYourself: It's Scott u dumbass
TheUrgeToJerk: Ur so mean to me
SuckItYourself: WhAt are u even texting her??
SuckItYourself: like, honestly, i'm friends with this girl's parents
SuckItYourself: we went to church together once... i feel so violated now
SuckItYourself: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
SuckItYourself: u got so dirty so fast
TheUrgeToJerk: for the record, I knew something was up
TheUrgeToJerk: she's never that dirty
SuckItYourself: I bet she is with jackson
TheUrgeToJerk: SHUT YOUR NASTY LITTLE MOUTH MCCALL
SuckItYourself: TrIgGiRrEd as fuck
TheUrgeToJerk: how did u even get her phone
SuckItYourself: i stole it.
TheUrgeToJerk: I leave u alone for 5 minutes and u steal someones phone?!?!?!
SuckItYourself: chill fam, chilllll
SuckItYourself: she's with Allison, their buying popcorn
TheUrgeToJerk: THE EXTRA BUTTERY KIND?!
SuckItYourself: yeah I guess idk
SuckItYourself: by the way, her name is Lydia
TheUrgeToJerk: how do u know
SuckItYourself: I sit next to her in like 4 of our classes
SuckItYourself: maybe if u weren't staring at her ass the whole class u would notice
TheUrgeToJerk: I DON'T
SuckItYourself: You hear but you do not listen, you look but you do not see
TheUrgeToJerk: Did u just quote star trek??
SuckItYourself: It's a shortened Bible quote
TheUrgeToJerk: since when do u read the bible
SuckItYourself: since I lost my virginity
TheUrgeToJerk: ironic
SuckItYourself: shit, they're coming cya 'daddy'
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Love At First Kik
FanfictionIn which Stiles and Lydia fall in love, via a texting app.