Love At First Kik

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SuckItYourself: y is the chat deleted

TheUrgeToJerk: This is historic. Lydia (idk ur last name but I bet it's Diamond) has texted me first

SuckItYourself: i wouldn't call it historic...

TheUrgeToJerk: well I would

SuckItYourself: well your an idiot distracting me from my life

TheUrgeToJerk: I prefer to be called a dumbass, thank you very much

SuckItYourself: That's great... I'm on a date soo..

TheUrgeToJerk: well, tell that asshole u already have a daddy

SuckItYourself: will you please stop referring to urself as 'Daddy'

TheUrgeToJerk: sure. How's 'The boy with a huge dick' instead?

SuckItYourself: ill stick with TinyMcFuckboy

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