TheUrgeToJerk: Oh, dear diary, I met a boy, he made my dull heart, light up with joy
TheUrgeToJerk: Oh, dear diary, we fell apart. Welcome to the life of, Electra Heart!
TheUrgeToJerk: I'm miss sugar pink liquor, liquor lips
TheUrgeToJerk: Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss.
TheUrgeToJerk: I'm miss sugar pink liquor, liquor lips
TheUrgeToJerk: I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
SuckItYourself: i should block u for ruining a perfectly good song
TheUrgeToJerk: u would never block me
SuckItYourself: don't tempt me
TheUrgeToJerk: i was trying to apologize, now ur just being rude.
SuckItYourself: i'm not rude, i'm just generally a bitch
TheUrgeToJerk: i already know that
SuckItYourself: *slow clap* great apology, asshole
TheUrgeToJerk: whatever. i'm still better than ur boyfriend
SuckItYourself: if that helps you sleep at night
TheUrgeToJerk: jerking off to the thought of you helps me sleep at night
TheUrgeToJerk: and btw, ur boyfriend is on steroids
SuckItYourself: he's not on steroids
TheUrgeToJerk: the dude gained like 20 pounds of muscle in a day
SuckItYourself: its called going to the gym
TheUrgeToJerk: gym isn't in my vocabulary
SuckItYourself: clearly
TheUrgeToJerk: fine. but don't come crawling to me when he turns green one day, yells 'hulk smash' and throws you out a window
TheUrgeToJerk: I'm kidding tho. if you got thrown out a window I would totally save you in my Spiderman costume from last year
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Love At First Kik
FanfictionIn which Stiles and Lydia fall in love, via a texting app.
