Love At First Kik

4

TheUrgeToJerk: stop looking around, ur never going to find me

TheUrgeToJerk: u look like a little kid lost in a grocery store

TheUrgeToJerk: correction: a hot little kid lost in a grocery store

SuckItYourself: pedophile

TheUrgeToJerk: whatever ur into, darling

SuckItYourself: stand up for a sec, i wanna know what u look like

TheUrgeToJerk: because thats not creepy at all

SuckItYourself: just do it

TheUrgeToJerk: don't let ur dreams be dreams!!

SuckItYourself: pleeasssseeee

TheUrgeToJerk: ohh, begging, sexy

TheUrgeToJerk: still, even if i wanted to stand up for ur viewing pleasure, I can't

SuckItYourself: y

TheUrgeToJerk: im hard

SuckItYourself: tmi 

TheUrgeToJerk: you don't know the struggles of having a boner in public

SuckItYourself: well, girls have periods so fuck off

TheUrgeToJerk: girls are such complainers tho

TheUrgeToJerk: it's only once a day a month, woman the fuck up

SuckItYourself: you think it only happens once a day a month?

SuckItYourself: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

SuckItYourself: don't u have sisters or something

TheUrgeToJerk: nope, im a poor only child with a girl that won't send nudes :(

SuckItYourself: ur knowledge of the other gender concerns me

TheUrgeToJerk: i know plenty of things about girls, like how to make u scream

TheUrgeToJerk: u want a demonstration?

SuckItYourself: i already do too much screaming

SuckItYourself: wait.. that came out wrong

TheUrgeToJerk: WHAT?? Who's touched you besides Daddy??

SuckItYourself: that, like my name, is a secret

TheUrgeToJerk: please tell me u have a slutty twin

SuckItYourself: no, but I do have an older brother

SuckItYourself: you can do what u want with him

TheUrgeToJerk: i'll stick with pussy

SuckItYourself: ur a pedophile and u fuck cats too? 

TheUrgeToJerk: i can't be the weirdest person u've met on the internet

SuckItYourself: sadly no

A/N

Teen Wolf is coming, and I'm freaking the fuck out. Please universe, remove the next 30 days of my life. They aren't important.