Love At First Kik

5

TheUrgeToJerk: guess what

SuckItYourself: what

TheUrgeToJerk: no! guess or die

SuckItYourself: i did guess idiot

TheUrgeToJerk: no u didn't

SuckItYourself: u said to guess 'what' so i did, i said what

TheUrgeToJerk: technically u texted what

SuckItYourself: u have to be the most annoying person in the world

TheUrgeToJerk: really?

SuckItYourself: *says in shrek voice* REALLY REALLY

TheUrgeToJerk: I wouldn't be surprised if u were a virgin

SuckItYourself: ??

TheUrgeToJerk: Skrillex and Shrek references = VIRGIN AS FuCk

SuckItYourself: I'm not tho so....

TheUrgeToJerk: but then again, Low self esteem and pretty tits = VIRGINITY LOSS TO A DOUCHE AT A PARTY!!!

SuckItYourself: I don't have low self esteem

TheUrgeToJerk: ur texting me so I'm pretty sure u do

SuckItYourself: u make a good point

TheUrgeToJerk: even tho u aren't a virgin, i bet you'd be tight around my cock

SuckItYourself: wtf

TheUrgeToJerk: don't look now but I'm looking at u

SuckItYourself: this has reached a new level of creepy

TheUrgeToJerk: i see u with Allison, at the lacrosse game

SuckItYourself: bitch u can't see me *makes John Cena hand motion*

TheUrgeToJerk: are u sure ur not a virgin

A/N

Hi. I'm not dead.

Staying home from school cause I'm sick and my parents said 'catch up on homework'.

I was like: 'yeah, okay' but then immediately went on Wattpad so u can be blessed with my presence.