Texting Sherlock

Sociopath

A/N: I will be at an acting camp from the 14th to the 24th and we can't bring our phones so there will be no updates until I come back ;-; I'm sorry guys! I'm going to miss you all but I'll be back soon, I promise!

Individual Chapter

Can you buy some milk?
-SH

I bought some yesterday.
-JW

It's gone.
-SH

Why?
-JW

There's an uhm... Visitor who like milk...
-SH

Somebody drank a gallon of milk? A client?
-JW

No... Not a client. You'll see when you get home, just get some milk.
-SH

You scare me.
-JW

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You got a cat?!
-JW

No.
-SH

Then why is there a cat sleeping on my armchair?!
-JW

Because a cat was in our kitchen when I got home.
-SH

Why?
-JW

I guess it got in through the window we always leave open.
-SH

We're keeping it?
-JW

It's cute.
-SH

Cute? That's not a word you use.
-JW

Well... It is.
-SH

It's going to think we're psychopaths, staying up until ungodly hours, bringing body parts home and having clients at 5 o'clock in the morning.
-JW

Sociopath. I'm a sociopath. You? It will have its own opinion of you but I'm sure it will be good.
-SH

Is it a girl or a boy?
-JW

Girl.
-SH

What should we name her?
-JW

How about fluffels?
-SH

Absolutely not.
-JW

Fine. How about Fleur? It's a graceful name for a graceful cat.
-SH

I love it.
-JW

Mrs. Hudson will be furious.
-SH

No, I think she'll quite like Fleur.
-JW

I can't believe we have a cat. We're starting to look like an old married couple.
-JW

[I <3 HEARING FROM YOU] 
Do you have any pets?
-I have a cat :D he's a butthole sometimes but I love him to pieces.

A/N: See you guys when I get back! <3