Texting Sherlock

Date

Individual Chapter

How was the date?
-SH

Horrendous.
-JW

Coming home now?
-SH

Waiting for a cab, it's pouring out here.
-JW

Your date? Was she boring? Like all the other ones?
-SH

That's rude..
-JW

But is it true?
-SH

Yes..
-JW

Is it also true that she is recently divorced, looking for a relationship that won't last a long time. You met her on a dating app, Tinder to be more specific. She has brown hair, she's unaware of me or the fact that you help me. She's quite detached from society, by choice. Minimalist, vegetarian. She suffers from minor depression, brought on by the divorce. Therefore, she was not the one who initiated the divorce. She has anxiety, the root of that being her childhood.
-SH

Wow. That was.. Amazing.
-JW

Did I get anything wrong?
-SH

Just one thing.
-JW

There's always something.
-SH

What is it?
-SH

It's a he.
-JW

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Do you guys have anything you want me to write about? After almost 100 stories, I'm running out of ideas ;-;