Hetalia characters are able to transform into mythical creatures. You find out about them, some decide to keep showing up around you, or you decide to keep showing up around them. *Mortal Kombat voice* Choose your destiny.
Guys, I've found another one. And this one's a picture, so you don't have to go to another page to see it! This was too great to pass up, I was laughing for like 10 minutes as I was looking at this.
Can we please talk about the fact that this is a thing that exists? Who's idea was this?! Who thought it'd be a cool thing to make a chart/map about it?! How'd they get their data?! Did they ask people at hospitals getting a check-up or something? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
France be sitting there all high and mighty. He be there like "but of course. What do you expect-"
Then male!Hungary busts in all "suck it, bitches!"
Everybody be looking at the Italy bros like what the actual fuck. They really packing down there? The same was thought for many others. (*cough* Czech Republic *cough*)
"Damn, Icey!" Calls a voice in the crowd. Whoever said that was lost and never known, but assumptions and inferences can be made. They shall be made here. (It was probably Denmark.) Everybody turns to look at Iceland, who gets very uncomfortable with everybody staring at him.
Romania hides in the corner to try to avoid being teased. Same with Ireland.
"Ya say one word an' I'll kill ya," says Turkey angrily to Greece, who has a smirk on his face.
Spain playfully teasing Portugal but Portugal's getting angry about it.
Male!Ukraine's surprised he's bigger than Russia. Russia's slightly dejected by this. Both are surprised male!Belarus is bigger than the both of them.
Netherlands being almost impressed that male!Belgium is only slightly smaller than he is.
All the Nordics eyeing Denmark. Lithuania eyeing Poland and thinking is that he wears dresses? I guess there's more room for your crotch in dresses. Maybe Scotland was onto something with his kilts. (All hail the man skirt.)
England be all embarrassed and tsundere about being on the smaller end of the spectrum.
The wandering eyes are real at this time, friends. As is the somewhat insecurity. Most try to look at others' crotches as casually as possible as to not make it look like they're looking intentionally. Many fail, few succeed.
Some refuse to let this go, others pretend this was never made/they never saw it.
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Lordie Jesus, this book has over 155K reads and 6K votes! Holy shit, I never thought this would get this popular! Thank you so much, everybody who's been reading up to this point! Love you, friends!
Have a flower from China because he wasn't in this one because he's not part of Europe
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