Aries-Ugh why do I have to go? *sees hot topic* never mind! We can go shopping!
Tarsus-*screams at an inhuman octave* we can buy FOOOOOD!!!!
Gemini-Ohh pretty knife!!!
Cancer-*walks around aimlessly till the people they went to the store with leave*
Leo-Im only going to get what I came here for and then I'm leaving! *ten minutes latter* Ohhh look at that!
Virgo-OMG look at that outfit!!!!
Libra-*only goes shopping once every blue moon*
Scorpio- goes to store to get one thing and gets fifty other things but forgets the thing they went to the store for.
Sagittarius- litteraly goes through whole house and makes shopping list of everything they don't have two of!
Capricorn-Goes to store in PJs at 10:00 am complaining of being tired to the people who have been there since 6:00am.
Aquarius-Gets all dressed up dose makeup and hair only to go get milk.
Pisces-Doesn't really care about going.
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Funny Zodiacs
RandomI like reading zodiac books so I thought I would make one too. Here you go!
