Aries-- Wears all green and pinches everyone who isn't.
Taurus-- Celebrates in the Irish tradition, by getting so drunk they don't remember most of that night.
Gemini-- Sleeps most of the day.
Cancer-- ALL OF THE GREEN ACCESSORIES!!!!
Leo-- Only pinches people they are close to.
Virgo-- SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTSSHOTS EVERYBODY!!!!!!
Libra-- You don't know why we celebrate St. Patrick's day? Well sit down we gonna has a history lesson!
Scorpio-- MUST PUT MINT IN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
Sagittarius-- Wears the smallest green pendant the world has ever seen so they won't get pinched.
Capricorn-- Pinch me I dare you...
Aquarius-- I'm not Irish I'm not celebrating St. Patrick's day.
Pisces-- Wears shirt that has huge letters saying 'kiss me I'm Irish'
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Funny Zodiacs
LosoweI like reading zodiac books so I thought I would make one too. Here you go!
