Funny Zodiacs

Things you don't want to hear your parents say

Aries-- Why do all your clothes smell like booze?

Taurus-- I found the birth control...

Gemini-- (flips through photo album) Oh you looked so cute when you were a baby! (Bonus points if you had friends over)

Cancer-- Me and your father have been talking....

Leo-- .....(sometimes silence speaks volumes)

Virgo-- Time for a family meeting!

Libra-- (points to very attractive person that was most certainly checking you out) Hey that boy/girl is cute! Kinda looks like your dad/mom when they were that age! (A moment of silence for all of the hot people who we were forced to friend zone)

Scorpio-- Do these pants make my butt look big?

Sagittarius-- Honey your Moms here to pick you up for the weekend! (War flashbacks)

Capricorn-- There's this really nice guy/girl that works in the office and they asked for your number....

Aquarius-- Please don't let it be positive, please don't let it be positive....

Pisces-- I was at the bar and I had had a few drinks and it sort of just happened! I'm so sorry! I didn't know you were dating!
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Well that concludes the endless cringe that this chapter was. You can thank Pops for this one he gave me the idea. If you thought is was funny hit that star button at the bottom of your screen and leave a comment on something that your parent(s) have said or done that weirded you out/grossed you out/made you mad. And if you have the time, it would be great if you could go check out my latest book, Supernatural Chatroom ft. Me and Alice! We have lots of fun writing it and being goofballs. And as always I will see all you hares in the next chapter!