Funny Zodiacs

Horror movie cliches

Hello all of you wonderful people! Your writing slave is back from her mental breakdown. I want to thank everyone for sticking it out and staying with me through it. I want to give a special thank you to Weasleypotter9 and Dracarous who sent me wonderful comments pertaining to my hiatus. Pertaining, look at me use big fancy words lol. Anyway i am back and will continue to post every Tuesday.

Aries-- the "person is hideously disfigured so they must be evil" cliche

Taurus-- the "this person has lost well over three quarts of blood and is still walking" cliche

Gemini-- the "we must hide in the most obvious place" cliche

Cancer-- the "fallow the strange noise in the basement" cliche

Leo-- the "floor boards in old houses sound like they will break at any moment" cliche

Virgo-- the "buff dude is a douche" cliche

Libra-- the "weed dude never dies" cliche

Scorpio-- the "lets move into this obviously haunted two story house" cliche

Sagittarius-- the "vengeful spirit picks 187 years to actually take vengeance" cliche

Capricorn-- the "sees loads of knifes and saw blades but doesn't suspect anything" cliche

Aquarius-- the "killer isnt actually dead at end of movie" cliche

Pisces-- the "old crazy dude knows what's up" cliche
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