Funny Zodiacs

Famous last words

Aries-Don't worry its perfectly safe see!

Taurus-What are ya gonna do, shoot me?!

Gemini-I wonder if I can juggle chainsaws to...

Leo-Yes those pants do make your ass look fat. (My dad wanted this one put up)

Cancer-What's this button for?

Virgo- what could possibly go wrong?

Libra- I'll hold the wires you get the electricity back on...

Scorpio- There are suppose to be sculls on candy bottles right?

Sagittarius-Im surrounded by idiots! *one of those idiots pushes a big red button -caugh- cancer -caugh-*

Capricorn- Hey why are those weird looking lights coming towards us?

Aquatius- If I've ever told a lie may God strick me down with lightning!

Pieces- You don't have the guts to pull the trigger!