Funny Zodiacs

the signs when at a party

Aries-- "I shwear guys I'ma not drunk!" "You know your yelling right?!" "What! I'm not....not, jush one more little *barf*"

Taurus-- *dances like a dad at a BBQ or a striper there is no in between*

Gemini-- Two words my friend: beer pong.

Cancer-- "Oh my god why did I come here! I am not prepared for this. Is that guy dead or passed out?!? Why is this person talking to me? Please let me make it out of this! Were did my friends go? Maybe if I go into one of the other rooms no one will notice me! Bad idea, bad idea, BAD IDEA!

Leo-- "The only reason I'm here is so my friends have a designated driver."

Virgo-- "Whoa party! Yeah!" *grinds on random person*

Libra-- *Bartender powers activate!*

Scorpio-- "Someone has to DJ!"

Sagittarius-- "If one more person hits on me tonight I swear to God the police will be called for more than the loud music!"

Capricorn-- *Innocent bunny who was brought by their friends*

Aquarius-- *Drinks one beer and starts fight*

Pisces-- *has won the yearly drinking contest three years straight*
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