The signs as sodas

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Aries-Code Red Mt. Dew

Taurus-Mt Dew

Gemini-Cola

Leo-Pepsi

Cancer-Fanta

Virgo-Orange crush

Libra-Root beer

Scorpio-Vanilla Coca Cola (which is amazing BTW)

Sagittarius-Dr. Pepper

Capricorn-Peach

Aquarius-Coke zero

Pieces-Diet Dr. Pepper (you monster!)

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