Funny Zodiacs

pick up lines (im so sorry)

Aries-Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

Tarsus-I know I don't have a chance but I wanted to hear an angel talk.

Gemini-I value my breath so could you stop taking it away?

Cancer-Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

Leo- my favorite letters in the alphabet are U R A Q T

Virgo-If you were an angle you'd be an acute one.

Libra-Are your lips lonely? I can introduce them to mine!

Scorpio-Is that a mirror? Because I can see myself in those jeans.

Sagittarius-They say nothing lasts forever...will you be my nothing?

Capricorn-Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on!

Aquarius-Do you like Mexican food? Because I'd like to make you my bærito!

Pisces-On a scale of 1-10 your a 9 because I'm the only 1 you need!