Funny Zodiacs

going to the dentist

Aries-hasn't ever had a cavity in their life

Taurus-brushes teeth the ENTIRE drive to the dentists 'just in case'

Gemini-doesn't go

Leo-*looks at the teeth that are missing, falling out, or broken* nah I'll be fine!

Cancer -gets there and finds out they need surgery even though nothing hurts and suddenly EVERY.SINGLE.TOOTH.HURTS!!!!!

Virgo-FINALY NO MORE CAVITIES YAY!!!! *eats all of the candy*

Libra-gets complements about how white their teeth are

Scorpio-my teeth look fine*needs braces* well crap...

Sagittarius- mom the candy store is in the oposi- where are you taking me....LET ME OUT VILE DEMON!!! NOOOOO!!!"

Capricorn-screams and hides

Aquarius-*in the back of the car on the way there* "I'm sorry for that one time I stuck gum in the girl at schools hair, I'm sorry for hitting Billy with a stick even though he stuck his tung out at me, I'm sorry I didn't flaws last night, I'm sorry for eating your share of cake and blaming the dog, I'm sorry for...."

Pieces-you know those kids that litteraly go into histerics when they HEAR the word dentist and have to practicly be knocked out to have a checkup done?! Yeah....
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Hiya guys! I'm working on more of these but my big problem is I will get a really really really really good idea and then get the scenario set for like five of the signs and then *poof* no more good idea! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
But hey maybe one day I'll just finish all of them at once and do like a mass upload of like fifty chapters! I'm trying to be optimistic ok! And if you think I'm kidding ask Alice. She has seen what lies in my drafts and its usually nonsense I wrote at 1:00 in the morning...like right now! Anyway I hope y'all have a good night.
Bye bye all you little hares!!!!
~Hatter~