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"Hello?"
". . ."
"Coups?"
". . ."
"Ikaw si Coups 'di ba?"
". . ."
"Ano, ako nga pala si Wo-"
"NASAAN SILA?!"
"H-ha?"
"NASAAN SILA?! ALAM KONG ALAM MO KUNG NASAAN SILA! SABIHIN MO SA'KIN WALANGYA KA!"
"T-teka. Ano...wala akong ala-"
"MAGKUKUNWARI KA PA?! HAH! ALAM KO NA YANG PLANO NIYO! HINDI NIYO AKO MALOLOKO! NASAAN SILA?!"
"Saglit lang! I-I can explain! Si Yo-"
"NASAAN SILA CRISPIN AT BASILIO?! ILABAS NIYO SILA! YOU FOKERS!"
". . ."
"PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
". . ."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BENTA YUNG I CAN EXPLAIN! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"...Ah, putangina."
"AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Tapos ka na?"
"HINDI PA. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Okay, tapos na."
"So as I was saying, before you rudely interrupted me with your stupid prank, ako si--"
"Wala akong pake."
"What?"
"I don't care eh eh eh eh eh. Do I have to spell it out for you? I-D-O-"
"I know its spelling, you douchebag. I'm not stupid, okay? Bakit ba ang bastos mo?"
"Whoa, chill bruh. I'm just stating na wala akong pake. Asan ang pagiging bastos dun?"
"Your sudden interruption while I'm s-"
"-speaking?"
"See? You did it again!"
"Oops! I did it again~"
"Putek."
"Haha. You shouldn't have called me in the first place, Mr. Stalker. Magkaka-wrinkles lang yang eyeballs mo sa'kin. At isa pa, dumadagdag lang kayo sa sakit ko. Halata namang may sipon ako sa boses ko 'di ba? Hindi ba kayo naaawa sa'kin?"
"I'm not your s-"
"-stalker? Sus, deny pa more! Alam ko na 'yang mga galawan niyo oy! Haha! Wala kang mapapala sa'kin, okay?"
"I'm not doing this for you, dumbass! Can you please let me fi-"
"-nish your sentences? Hehe. Sorry, can't help it."
"Tangina. I can't do this shit."
Call Ended
"See? Aalis ka rin naman pala eh. Haha. Everyone does."
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Retrograde | Jicheol
Fanfic"I suffer from short-term memory loss. But look Jihoon, I can remember things better with you. You're my mnemonic drug." | Jicheol Fanfic COMPLETED ©vousmecheols June 2016
