"And...tis done!" Mark yelled out loud, throwing his hands up in triumph at the bright green 'Upload Successful' on his computer screen. That video took three hours to edit all the way through. Three freaking hours. Three. He leaned back in his chair; that 'Escape the Room' thing was a real piece of work.
Almost instantly, comments began to roll in. Mark smiled; loveable, adorable little fans.
NekoWaterSprite 3 Seconds Ago
I'm so early ermergherd!
Vader'sLittlePantyParty 15 Seconds Ago
ILYSM MARKIMOO!!!
EhmehghedItsSanta 21 Seconds Ago
Oooh, I just watched +QuietPsycho play this game! Come on guys, let's all be totally petty and compare!
Zoombastic 25 Seconds Ago
+EhmehghedItsSanta No way you're kidding! She played this too? I'll be right back, Markibabe, I gotta see this!
Lizard1800 32 Seconds Ago
So glad you're doing Vive, Mark! Hope to see more of these soon!
"Hold on a minute," Mark mumbled to himself, scrolling back through the comments, which were growing by the minute. The more time that went by, the more comments that said "Slice you later, Mark!" popped up. "Slice me later? What is that? Did I say a thing, and then it became a thing...?" He kept scrolling. Many were, bless those little fangirling hearts, full of "I love you" and "Make sure to take care of yourself."
Mark yawned; the comments had grown into the thousands and there was no way he could get to all of them. He was about to step away from his computer to make himself a sandwich when it chimed once more. "Eh, what the heck," he smiled. "I can read just a few more. THEN I'll nap." he sat back down
ZaynComeBackToMe 18 Seconds Ago
Why is everyone commenting all this stuff about slicing?
ObnoxiousPsycho 6 Seconds Ago
+ZaynComeBackToMe You're kidding right? Have you never heard of +QuietPsycho? She's like, the girl version of Mark!
HideIsSleeping 3 Seconds Ago
+ObnoxiousPsycho True that! They should collab. Hey Mark, collab with +QuietPsycho!!!
"Well that certainly can't be good!" Mark laughed. He was bad enough, but a FEMALE version of him? And with the alias 'QuietPsycho?' That was disaster in a nutshell. Haha. Nutshell. Nuts. Squirrels. "I'm the king..." Mark muttered to himself and his self esteem, a deep, throaty laugh following behind it. The fans would be calling me Darkiplier if they saw this, he thought.
"Whelp," Mark got up once more from the computer screen, stretching his long, muscular limbs. "Better see who this 'QuietPsycho' is before the fans start writing that smut stuff. She's probably not as crazy as me anyway. A little later though," He smiled down at his phone. "Matt, hey dood. Yeah? Oooh, I love parties, yes please. Okay, I'll see you." he hung up. "PAR-TAY!" Mark did a simple two step, almost tripping over himself. He then looked back at the computer screen.
"F***, I forgot Subnautica needs editing!!!"
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So, my little misadventurers, how did I do for a sort of "prologue?" This is my first ever fanfiction, so I'm open to constructive criticism and suggestions about where the story should go! Let me know what you thought in the comments below. Hopefully, you'll get another chapter by twelve. Until then, keep on Misadventuring. Bon voyage!
~Ty
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Completely Off My Rocker
Fanfiction"Looney girls have the best fun" Mark Fischbach--known as the infamous YouTube personality "Markiplier"--sure has his work cut out for him. Videos to make, sketches to write, bananas to contemplate; no wonder the guy is laughing at pets name...
