Never Let IT Die

Frenemies

    Lucious tackled Laz, and sat on his stomach, choking the life out of him. "I spared you... I SPARE YOU AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO??!" He said, as Cookie yelled, "Lucious, no! Stop, you don't understand!" He payed no attention to his love's words and continued to strangle him, determined to end his life. Tormentó hurriedly ran out of the kitchen, and tried to pry her fathers hands away from Laz's throat, much to his dismay. "Dad, stop! What are you doing!" She said, helping Cookie pull Lucious off of Laz, and helped Laz to his feet, while he coughed and tried to regain his breath. Lucious once again tried to charge at Laz, but was held back by Cookie. "Loco hijo de un-"(You crazy son of a-) "What the hell is he doing here? And why did he have his gun pointed at you if he wasn't trying anything?!" He said gesturing towards Laz, who stood next to Tormentó, rubbing his neck. "I asked him to see the gun, and you walked in at the wrong time, that's it..." "Still doesn't answer my first question, Cookie. WHAT is he doing here?" She sighed and rubbed her forehead. "Lucious... He came to help-" "What could he possibly help us with?" "Shyne and Tariq..." Laz said, still slightly out of breath, and as he stepped closer to them, Cookie silently gestured for him to stop as she felt Lucious tense up next to her. "Cookie and T told me some of the problems that you all have with them, and to be honest? I've been tryna be rid of them for years! T called me up and me and Cookie spoke. We could get it done tonight, actually! We have to finish out the plan, then I need another person. I... I wanted Cookie but then I found out she's-" "Pregnant?" Lucious said with a sinister smirk on his face. "Yep, you're right...I wouldn't DARE have her do a job like that wit my seed in her, soooo... I guess you stuck with me then!" He said cheerfully. Laz shook his head, alarmed, and looked at Tormentó, who shrugged and went back into the kitchen for their drinks. Cookie went to sit on the sofa, Lucious right behind her. "You can't scare me like that, babe..." She turned towards him and scoffed. "Lucious, you walked in and saw what you wanted to see, OK? Besides, you think Tormentó would let something like that happen, if she could help it?" Lucious nodded and apologized. "No, who you need to be apologizing to is that person right ova there!" She said, pointing at Laz, who was taking his glass from T's hand. "Hell, NO! He should be the one apologizing, I let his ass LIVE!" "Lucious, you-" "So, Chico, what's the plan?" Laz rolled his eyes, and pulled Tormentó to the side. "Ok, así que aquí lo que hacemos-"(OK, so here's what we do..." "Aw, hell nahh! We not doing this! Y'all know damn well..." Lucious yelled as Tormentó chuckled and and responded with a laugh, "¿Que hacemos?" (What do we do?) "Tormentó, I swear to fucking God..." Lucious warned. "What's wrong? What are they saying?" Cookie asked, confused. He sighed, and walked over towards them. "I don't know that much Spanish, but I'm pretty sure they planning without us..." He said, watching Tormentó nod as they droned on. "English, damn it!" He screamed, and T held her hand up, signaling for him to wait. He balled up his fists, and sat back down on the couch. After about 10 frustrating minutes of listening to them speak without understanding, Tormentó walked over to them. "Okay, here's what we came up with... Tariq is hanging wit some friends at his place tonight, and we know exactly where that is, so we go there, get rid of him, and it would make it easier to kill Shyne next, since, well, we all know Tariq is a dirty mofo... And with Shyne, it'll be hella easy, cuz, he's weak, all he does is talk game, so somebody as easy as Cookie, well if you want to..." She said, turning to Cookie. "Can go in there, unarmed, and distract him. We pop his ass, and we're done for the night. Simple as pie!" She finished, and Lucious nodded, then turned to Laz. "Wait, I think we should kill Shyne first, get rid of the snitch fast." "No, Tariq has to go first, so he won't know who to pin it on when the gunshots are fired..." "No, I think-" "It would be better if-" "But, what if-" "HEY! Y'all wanna argue like little kids?! Then ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS THIS SHIT OUT!" Cookie yelled, silencing the both of them. Laz shrugged, and put his hands in the position to start the game. Lucious also
positioned himself, and, both glaring each other in the eye, they said with as much manliness as possible,( I mean, come on, how, like df?) "Rock... Paper... Scissors!" Laz throwing rock, and Lucious throwing scissors. "Damn!" Lucious yelled, throwing his hands up while Laz highfived Tormentó. "So, Tariq, then Shyne, yes?" He said as calmly as you would reading off ingredients pertaining to a cookie (😍😂❤️👅🍪🍪🍪) recipe. "I guess, c'mon, let's get this over wit...." Lucious said, disappointed. "Aww, cheer up, big baby! Come on, at least we one step closer to us..." She said, rubbing her baby bump. And he instantly cheered up as Laz passed out bullet proof vests and weapons from his bag. Tormento, keeping her 4.5 and getting a extra clip, and 2 machetes. Laz, getting the 2 Desert Eagle twins. And Lucious, getting the Glock 43 and 2 combat knifes. When everybody was set, Cookie turned to Laz. "Wait, I don't get a weapon?" Laz chuckled and tossed her a 9mm and said before walking to the door, "It's ONLY for emergencies, so don't get too happy..." He finished, starting to open the door for her, but Lucious swatted his hand away, and swung the door open dramatically. As Laz walked out after Cookie and Tormentó, Lucious looked him dead in the eyes, and said, "Sorry but, I clean this pool now!".............

*Laughs Out Loud Dramatically* You, you get it?! Cuz in 2x10 (Season 2 episode 10) Lucious asked Cookie was she still letting Rico Suave(Laz) "clean her pool"? You- You get it??! Yeah, you get it....