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Just a Lil Drunk {Erwin}

Erwin×Drunk!Reader
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"Erwin! Have a drink!" Hanji exclaimed, holding up a glass. Erwin shook his head.

"Not now, Hanji."

"Aw come on Erwin just one?" You asked, batting your eyelashes. Clearly you had already had maybe one or two.

"Y/n, are you drunk?" He asked, walking over to you.

"Maybe just a lil bit," you said, squinting an eye and holding up your fingers. You turned around in your seat and grabbed your glass.

"Hanji pour me s'more," you ssid, holding it out. She gladly complied and filled your glass about two thirds of the way full.

"Hanji are you trying to get her drunk?" Erwin asked, pulling a chair out and sitting down.

"I'm not TRYING I'm just pouring the woman her drinks!" Hanji exclaimed, pouring herself some whiskey as well. You grabbed your glass and tipped your head back. Erwin sighed and grabbed another glass that was sitting upside down on the table.

"Alright, pour me some," he said, holding it out to the tipsy scientist.

A few drinks later...

You climbed up onto the commanding officer's lap and faced him.

"Errrwin," you said, continuously poking his nose with one hand and stroking his eyebrows with another.

"Hm?" The man had some sort of immunity to getting drunk. Either that or he just hadn't had enough.

"Can you tell me a ssstory?" You asked. The smell of alcohol emitted from your breath.

"A story? What kind of story?" He asked, holding onto you so you didn't fall and somehow died. You grabbed his face and started pulling his eyebrows up and down with your thumbs.

"Tell me how....Tell meee how your eeeeyeebrowwsss were boornn," you said, beginning to uncontrollably giggle. You slapped your knee as if the world's funniest joke was being told.

"Uh, okay. One day Mommy Smith gave birth to a little baby Erwin. From that day on his eyebrows just kept growing and growing until they eventually became the most powerful eyebrows humanity has ever seen." You put your feet back on the ground and walked back over to Hanji, who was passed out on the table.

"Haaanjiii," you whispered into her ear.

"Hmmph?" She asked, her voice muffled by the table.

"Pour me...Pour me a-another drink," you said, grabbing your glass and wiggling it above her head.

"Hummghh." You groaned and reached for the bottle of whiskey. You attempted to get the top off, but to no avail. You pouted and held it out to Erwin.

"Erwin help me," you demanded. He grabbed the bottle out of your hand and set it aside.

"Y/n I think you've had enough," he said, standing up and walking towards you.

"Do-Don't...Don't rape me," you said worriedly.

"Why would I-? You know what nevermind. I'm taking you back to your room," he said, picking you up bridal style.

"Weeee!!" You exclaimed laughing hysterically. Erwin adjusted himself so he could hold you better and started walking towards your room. You reached up and put one hand over his eyebrows. He stopped walking.

"Y/n why are you covering my eyebrows?" he asked. You could hear the annoyance in his tone, but it obviously didn't phase you.

"Because your eyebrows are...They're...Your eyebrows are distracting me from...From the rest of your-your BEAUTIFUL faceee," you answered. He sighed and continued walking. You eventualy reached your room. Erwin set you down and opened the door. You leaned against the wall and groaned.

"Come on," Erwin sighed, steering you inside by your shoulders.

"What time is it?" You asked.

"It's around 2:45 in the morning."

"How late is that?"

"Very late."

Nah 2:45 is early

Once Erwin made sure you wouldn't accidentally kill yourself, he turned to leave.

"Erwinnn waaait," you said, reaching your arm out.

"What is it?" He asked, turning around.

"Comeee baack," you said. He sighed and walked back over to your bed.

"Y/n, believe it or not, I have to sleep too."

"Ssssoo sleep here! There's room, see?" You rolled over a couple times to reveal enough space for one Erwin Smith.

"Y/n people will get the wrong idea."

"Pssh what PEOPLE? There's no one here except for Y/n L/n and Erwin Smith!" Erwin finally gave into your annoyng pleading. After taking off his boots and such, he hopped into bed with you.

"N-noo funny business okie dokie?"

"No funny business," he promised. You snuggled close to him and took a deep breath.

"Hey. Hey Erwin?"

"Hm?"

"I realllyyy likee youu."

"I like you too.".

"No no no. I mean I like you like you. Like a lot."

"Is that so?"

"Mhm. Do you like me like me too?"

"Yes I do, Y/n."

"You're not just saying that...r-right?".

"Why would I lie to you?" You didn't answer.

"Y/n?" Erwin looked down to see you asleep peacefully. He smiled a small smile and closed his eyes.

I'm going to be honest. This was FUN to write. I hope it was fun to read as well. I was gonna add some other drunk events based off of actual events but...*flashbacks from the war* I figured it'd be best to leave some memories repressed..Anywho...See y'all next chapter!

~Ash