AOT×Reader Oneshots

The Bet {Connie}

Connie×Reader
Modern AU

You laughed at the stupid joke Connie told. Everyone around you somehow didn't see the appeal, they just stared at you two with annoyed looks.

"I wonder who Jean's cowboy is y'know whatah mean?" He asked you in a not so quiet voice.

"Oi, Springer! Shut your mouth!" Jean yelled, getting visibly angry.

"Jean please, have some self-control," his best friend Marco said exasperated. You stared at them and turned back to Connie.

"I'll bet it's Marco," you whispered. You both busted out laughing.

Later...

"Hey you're still coming over right?" You asked, slinging your backpack over your shoulder.

"Definitely!" Connie exclaimed, slamming your locker closed for your.

"Terrific." You smiled and parted ways with your best-friend-crush. You plopped down in your seat on the bus and waited for 20 minutes to arrive at your homely home.

"MOM I'M HOME!" You yelled.

"OKAY!" She yelled back. You dumped your f/c backpack on a chair and ran up the stairs to your roomly room. There were some clothes scattered across the floor and many things were out if place.

"Ugh." You put all the clothes in your laundry basket and reorganized whatever needed the reorganization. After a while, there was a knock at your door. You turned to see Connie doing some awkward dance in the doorway.

"Whatcha doing?" You asked, walking over to him.

"It's my 'attract a girlfriend' dance. Is it working?" He asked, continuing to dance.

"Depends on what you're talking about," you said, suddenly collecting all the butterflies in your stomache. They fluttered all around and created a tornado.

C'mon Y/n digest the butterflies just digest them okay it's not that hard. DIGEST THE BUTTERFLIES GOD DAMNIT

Let's just say this angered the butterflies even more.

"I'm trying to attract a girlfriend with my dance moves. Is it working? On you?" Connie began dancing even more, his movements getting bigger and more ridiculous.

"Why me?" You asked, still trying but failing to digest the butterflies.

"Because I like you and your dad just said he likes me so I figured now's a good time as any," he said, still dancing.

"Well is my 'attract a boyfriend' dance working?" You asked, beginning to copy the absurd dancing. As you were beginning to turn a hand was placed on your shoulder and whirled you around. You came face to face with two bright hazel eyes. They were quite nice to look at.

I've never realized how nice Connie's eyes are...Oh hey I digested the butterflies!!! Oh wait no they're back...

"It's working," he said giving you a lopsided smile.

"Okay am I your girlfriend?" You asked, confused at the status of your relationship with Connie.

"Shouldn't we go on dates first? Y'know, get to know each other and stuff."

"But Connie we've known each other since we were in diapers we already know everything about each other."

"Oh. Then should we go on dates anyways?"

"I mean if we're gonna date then I guess," you said shrugging. There was a loud 'whoop' from down the hall. You and Connie turned to the direction of the noise, leaning out the doorway.

"HONEY IT HAPPENED!!! YOU OWE ME TWENTY DOLLARS!" Your dad screamed. You looked up at Connie.

"THAT'S NOT FAIR I HEARD YOU TALKING TO CONNIE I'LL BET YOU CHEATED!" You heard your mom scream from downstairs.

"Wait a second..." You muttered.

"IT DOESN'T MATTER I WON THE BET I GET THE MONEY!" Your dad yelled. You stood up straight and stomped over to where your dad was hiding behind a wall.

"Ohh hi sweetheart how're you doing?" He asked, scratching the back of his neck, feigning innocence.

"Dad, have you and mom been betting on when Connie and I would date?" You asked.

"That's ridiculous you're my little girl I'm not supposed to WANT you to date," he said nervously, looking around for an escape. Except, you had him trapped.

"Ohhh hi Connie." You turned to see Connie peering over your shoulder.

"Mr. L/n is THAT why you were asking me about my nonexistent girlfriend downstairs?" He asked.

"Well your girlfriend exists NOW right?" Your dad asked gesturing to you.

"Yeah Y/n's my girlfriend!" Connie said happily, pulling you closer to him.

"I mean if it's alright with you!" He added.

"Connie I'll earn twenty dollars off Y/n's mom if you two date of course it's alright with me."

"Dad why?" You asked, burying your face in your hands.

"C'mon girlfriend, we have couple stuff to do!"

I'll admit I really liked writing this one it was fuunnn. I wanna write an Erwin oneshot but I have no idea what it'd be about. Also I really wanna start a preference book but idk if it should be for AOT or something else. I like writing AOT stuff but idk. Okay well see y'all next chapter!

~Ash