AOT×Reader Oneshots

Innuendos Are Great {Marco}

Marco×Reader
The first part is inspired by the cosplay skit by TheAlchemicFox (my bae💜)  called Clouds

You laid on the ground with Marco, your boyfriend. You both were up on a hill, finally able to take a break from mass murdering the titans. You played with his fingers, your head laid on his chest. He picked at the grass around him.

"The clouds are really pretty," you said, attempting to make conversation. The white fluffy blobs floated high up above. You reached up as if they were within your grasp.

"You know who else is beautiful?" Marco asked. You smiled and looked up at him

"Who's that?" There was a long silence.

"Jean," he blurted. You furrowed your eyebrows and stuck your tongue out.

"Huh?"

"I'm only half joking...You're 50 times more beautiful than him," he said, sitting up and kissing the top of your head. He pulled you close so you were sitting in between his legs. You stood up and held your hands out.

"Come on, let's go sit under that tree," you said, nodding towards a lone tree in the distance. He grabbed your hands and you hoisted him up off the ground.You laced your hands together as the two of you walked to the large tree. You plopped down Indian style. Marco did the same and sat across for you.

"It's nice to finally have a break," you said, adjusting yourself so you could be closer to him. He smiled and grabbed your hands. He rubbed his thumb in circles on your soft skin.

"Yeah, I'm glad I'm here with you," Marco said. A light shade of red tinted your face.

Ha I finally found another way to describe blushing

He leaned over and planted a small kiss on your nose. You giggled and scooted next to him. You rested your head on his shoulder. Marco reached to the other side of you and held you close. He laid back on the ground and pulled you down with him.

"Ouch!" You arched your back and grabbed a stick that poked you. You and Marco flipped onto your sides and stared into each other's eyes.

"I love you, Marco Bott," you said with a smile.

"I love you too, Y/n L/n," he replied. He moved his head closer to yours and brushed his lips against yours. They were soft. You draped your arm over his side and pulled yourself closer. He pulled away and smiled, eyes closed. You decided to close the space between you once again, and your lips moved in perfect sync with each other. You pressed your forehead to Marco's smiled even bigger than before. You sat up and looked around. Marco sat up as well and stared at you. You glanced sideways at him.

"What're you staring at?" You asked.

"You."

"Me?"

"You're beautiful." You blushed and shoved him playfully. He hit your shoulder back softly. You raised an eyebrow.

"Oh you wana go, Freckles?" You asked, cracking your knuckles.

"Please, I could take you on any day," he said smirking. You leaped over to him and grabbed his arms, pinning him to the ground.

"What was that you were saying?" You asked with a small laugh. Marco gave a small little half smile.

Half joke intended ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Maybe I let you do this," he said, grinning. Your eyes widened as you fell backwards away from him.

"Oh God, Marco that sounded so wrong!" Realization dawned on your poor innocent boyfriend.

"Whoa wait Y/n I didn't mean it like that!" He said, scrambling to sit up.

"Yeah suuure," you replied sarcastically.

"Besides it probably LOOKED a lot worse than it SOUNDED." You made a face and bunched up a bunch of grass in your hand. You ripped it out of the ground and tossed it all at Marco.

"Marco that was even worse!" You exclaimed, laughing.

"I'm sorry I'm sorry!" He shouted, turning bright red in the face. You laughed and rolled back over to him.

"It's okay, the world needs an inappropriate joke every now and then," you said, placing your hand on his cheek. You stuck your bottom lip out and laughed at his confusion. You grabbed ahold of his shirt and pulled yourself up.

"Hm...Is there anything on my back?" You asked, turning so your back was facing Marco. He brushed some grass and stuff off. You were about to turn back around when-

"Wait I wasn't finished." You returned to your previous position. Unbeknownst to you, Marco was bringing his face to your back.  All of a sudden there was a loud farting sound and a weird sensation on your lower back. You flinched away.

"MARCO DID YOU JUST BLOW A RASPBERRY ON MY BACK?!?!" You screamed. You turned to see a smiling Marco. He looked so pure...So innocent...

"I don't think I know what you're talking about." You narrowed your eyes and. crawled back over to him. He was sitting Indian style, so you plopped yourself down in his lap. You wrapped your arms around his neck.

"Yeah right."

My precious baby Marco. Before reading this I read a Marco×Reader Fanfic and it was really sad... Anywho., I'm gonna start writing s'more modern AUs fairly soon so yeah that's gonna happen. Yay! Okay well see y'all next chapter!

~Ash