GLEE Being Effy Puckerman(Ryder Lynn love story)

Chapter 12 LA

Ryder's POV
We were on the bus at half six in the morning and I was yawning the entire time. I was knackered. Me and Ef were up late last night making out. Mr Shue hopped on the bus last with Mrs Pillsbury at his side.
"Alright guys nationals" Mr Shue cheered. We all cheered, apart from Bree who had headphones on blaring music.
"We've worked hard to get this far this year and we're going to take it all the way" Mr Shue cheered. Marley turned some music on on her phone.
"Let's hit in New Directions style" Marley shouted. Marley jumped and started dancing down the bus isle.

"Marley:
I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night" Jake got up and started dancing along with her.

"Marley and Jake:
I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night" they sat down. Seth and Kitty got up and busted out some sweet moves.

"Kitty and Seth:
I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night" they sat down. I pulled Effy up and she showed me up with her amazing dance moves.

"Ryder:
Tonight's the night
Let's live it up
I got my money
Let's spend it up

Effy:
Go out and smash it
Like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Let's get get OFF

Ryder and Effy:
I know that we'll have a ball
If we get down
And go out
And just loose it all

I feel stressed out
I wanna let it go
Lets go way out spaced out
And loosing all control" we sat down. Sam and Blaine got up and started dancing.

"Blaine:
Fill up my cup
Mozoltov
Look at her dancing
Just take it off

Sam:
Let's paint the town
We'll shut it down
Let's burn the roof
And then we'll do it again

Blaine and Sam:
Let's do it, let's do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it, and do it, and do it,
Let's live it up
And do it, and do it, and do it, do it, do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it
Cause
I gotta feeling (ooooo hoooo) that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night" Tina, Artie and Unique sang from their seats.

"Tina, Artie and Unique:
Let's do it, let's do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it, and do it, and do it,
Let's live it up
And do it, and do it, and do it, do it, do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it
Cause
I gotta feeling (ooooo hoooo) that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night" Mr Shue got up and started dancing, Finn just moved awkwardly.

"Mr Shue and Finn:
Tonight's the night (Hey!)
Let's live it up (Let's live it up)
I got my money (I'm paid)
Let's spend it up (Let's spend it up)

Go out and smash it (Smash it)
Like Oh My God (Like Oh My God)
Jump off that sofa (C'mon)
Let's get get OFF" we all started dancing.

"All:
Fill up my cup (Drank)
Mozoltov (La' Chaim)
Look at her dancing (Move it Move it)
Just take it off

Marley:
Let's paint the town (paint the town)
We'll shut it down (Shut it down)
Let's burn the roof
And then we'll do it again

Effy and Kitty:
Let's do it, let's do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it, and do it, and do it,
Let's live it up
And do it, and do it, and do it, do it, do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it, do it, do it, do it

Ryder and Seth:
Here we come
Here we go
We gotta rock (rock,rock,rock,rock)

Jake:
Easy come
Easy go
Now we on top (top,top,top,top)

Tina:
Feel the shot
Body rock
Rock it don't stop (stop,stop,stop,stop)

Blaine:
Round and round
Up and down
Around the clock (clock,clock,clock,clock)

Sam:
Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, and Thursday
Friday, Saturday
Saturday to Sunday

Artie:
Get get get get get with us
You know what we say
Party every day
Pa pa pa Party every day

Seth:
And I'm feelin (ooooo hoooo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

All:
I gotta feeling (oooooo hoooo) that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

Ooooooo hooooo" the bus arrived at Ohio airport in no time. We boarded the plane and began our journey to Los Angeles.
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We arrived at LA about lunchtime. Me and Effy, Kitty, Jake and Marls snuck off to get some lunch.
"It feels good to be back in LA" Effy announced. It was scorching, all the girls were in short shorts. Marley and Kitty in chino hot pants and Effy in denim short shorts. Marley was wearing a dress top, Kitty in a vest and Effy in a bikini top. All of the girls were wearing converses. Jake was in a chequered shirt which was open showing of his abs, he was wearing chinos shorts and flip flops. I wasn't wearing a shirt at all, chequered board shorts and flip flops.
"Do you know any good places to eat then because to me sushi is just dead fish?" Kitty laughed. Every restaurant we had passed so far had been sushi.
"There's this diner a couple of blocks over. Some of my old friends usually go there actually" Effy replied.
"Are they as hot as you?" I asked.
"You won't find out because you won't be looking that close" Effy replied before kissing me on the lips and running her hand down my chest. It sent chills through my body. I laughed.
"Yeah my eyes will be on you" I replied. She laughed.
"You're so cheesy" she replied. We kissed again.
"Damn right" I chuckled. We walked over to the diner that Effy told us about. It had a large America flag.
"I'm telling you the fries here are amazing" Effy laughed.
"You ate them often enough" Someone behind us said. I turned around to see a dude with dirty blond hair, brown eyes and a very handsome complexion and a girl who look as thin of a pencil, blond hair in pigtail and fake hipster glasses. Effy screamed and bear hugged both of them. I pulled her back and wrapped my arms around my waist, what I didn't like the way that dude was looking at my girl.
"Guys this is Jackson and Amy my friends from my old school...Jackson, Amy these are my best friends Kitty and Marley, my brother Jake and my boyfriend Ryder" Effy introduced everyone to everyone. (A/N Jackson will be played by Paul Wesley and Amy by Carly Rae Jepsen. They're twin siblings btw). Me and Jackson were having a mental standoff. I could tell that someone liked my chick and that was not okay.
"I didn't eat the fries all the time you douche" Effy growled.
"C'mon Ef I'm hungry" Marley moaned. Me and Jake laughed.
"Well I had better go before Marley eats my arm off" Effy laughed.
"You have to come to Selene's foam party tomorrow night" Amy laughed.
"Sure we're in" Jake interrupted before the rest of us could disagree. After saying goodbye we walked into the diner and ate.
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Marley's POV
The next day me, Kitty and Effy go up at lunchtime and put on our beach clothes. I wore denim short shorts, white converses and a vest top. Kitty was wearing a wine red bikini and red vans. Effy was in a white bikini and white vans.
"Man I'm so glad we get to miss a week of school" Kitty laughed.
"Just so you know I won't be coming back tonight...I'm planning on screwing your brother tonight" I announced while applying my makeup. Effy slipped with her eyeliner, Kitty choked on the drink she was enjoying.
"Eeeeeewwww" they both squealed throwing pillows at me. I laughed and grabbed my hairbrush.

"Marley:
Honey honey, how he thrills me, a-ha, honey honey
Honey honey, nearly kill me, a-ha, honey honey
I've heard about him before
I wanted to know some more
And now I know what they mean, he's a love machine
Oh, he makes me dizzy

Honey honey, let me feel it, a-ha, honey honey
Honey honey, don't conceal it, a-ha, honey honey
The way that you kiss good night

Effy:
Way that you kiss me goodnight

Kitty:
The way that you hold me tight

Kitty and Effy:
Way that you're holding me tight

Marley:
I feel like I wanna sing

All:
When you do your thing

Honey honey, how you thrill me, a-ha, honey honey
Honey honey, nearly kill me, a-ha, honey honey

Marley:
I'd heard about you before
I wanted to know some more
And now I'm about to see
What you mean to me" we sang while bouncing on the beds. One of my favourite Mama Mia songs. And it fit the occasion. I was ready to give myself to Jake completely.
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Effy's POV
After a full day of schooling the boys at volleyball we got ready for the party. I got ready in the bathroom. I was wearing a denim mini skirt, my 'Ryder's girl' crop top(requested by Ryder, he may be going all macho with Jackson), and light blue vans. I put my hair in pigtails and wore my fake hipster glasses.
"Yep I'm a slut" I said to myself and applied my makeup. I wore blue lipstick and the only thought that came to mind was a rainbow party but I was 't going to tell anyone that. Someone banged on the door.
"Ef hurry up we're about to leave" Kitty shouted from the other side of the door.
"Yeah, I'm just whoring up" I shouted back. I heard her laughing.
"Bet you don't look as whorish as Marls" Kitty replied. I opened the bathroom door to see a sight I never thought I would see. Marley in fishnet tights, lycra hot pants, kneecap length converses and a white vest top. My jaw fell open.
"You're right she wins let's go" I laughed. We headed down to the hotel reception. Ryder and Jake were already there. They looked handsome. I walked up to Ryder and pecked him on the cheek.
"You look hot" I whispered in his ear. He smiled.
"You look perfect" Ryder replied. I had no idea where he was going to stay tonight if Marley was doing it with Jake tonight. It took us half an hour to walk to Selene's house, aka head bitch at my old high school. The whole backyard was covered in a giant cloud of foam, and at least a hundred people dancing and rubbing up against each other in the foam.
"So basically we just walked into an orgy but with foam?" Kitty enquired. I laughed and took her hand, pulling her into the foam. We did our sexy slut dancing, I felt Ryder press against back.
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Jake's POV
Marley pulled me away from the party early for some unknown reason. We were wasted, or I was at least, I didn't know about Marls. Marley led me into my room and locked the door. She fumbled with her vest.
"Drop your pants Puckerman this is happening with or without you" Marls laughed as she pulled her vest off. My jaw fell open.
"Wait Marls are you sure you're ready for this?" I asked adjusting to hide my erection. Marley laughed and took off her bra. Wow!!! Were the only words that came to mind.
"Come on Puckerman, live up to your reputation" Marley said playfully. She pushed me back onto the bed and straddled my waist.
"C'mon Marls seriously?" I enquired. She put her lips on mine and pulled at the bottom of my shirt. That was a good enough answer for me, the Puckerman genes kick in and I rolled so I was on top of her. We started kissing passionately.
"Do you have a condom?" I asked in a whisper. Marley reached down and produced a blueberry flavoured ribbed condom.
"Do me" she ordered. We both laughed and carried on kissing. We made love three times.
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Ryder's POV
My head was wrecking. Last night was kind of a blur. I remember showing up to the party, having a few drinks which did taste funny, now that I think about it I didn't remember anything after that, it was probably drugged. Was I in Ef's room. The couch I was lying on certainly wasn't in my room. I was wearing just a pair of tight black boxers. My other clothes had disappeared. Someone groaned from beside me. Effy was leant on my chest.
"Stop moving ass wipe" She growled, she wasn't a morning person I guessed.
"C'mon baby don't bite" I replied playfully attempting a voice impression.
"Leave the impressions to Sam" she replied pulling me on top of her and attacking my lips. I pulled away.
"Why am I in your room?" I enquired while running my hand through my hair.
"Marley's fucking Jake in your room" Effy replied short and simple like it was nothing. I admit it hurt a little that Marley didn't talk to me about this, we were really good friends now. I thought we had gotten past that whole awkwardness phase from when we briefly dates, of course I couldn't actually talk to her about it because she was always with Effy, and Effy didn't know we had dated, that would be yet another awkward situation. I figured she be okay with it, I told her I accepted that she wasn't a virgin when it still fucking bothered me, now that I think about it it was probably that Jackson dude.
"So you and that Jackson dude seem to be pretty close?" I announced, it came out as more of a question than a statement. Effy just laughed.
"Just ask me what you're thinking" she ordered with a smile on her face. I didn't want to ask her really, it wasn't a very common question to ask. Was it the guy she lost her virginity to?
"Was it him?" I asked her while wrapping my arms around her.
"Yes" she replied really simply. I had to admit I felt a little better knowing who it was, I just need to stop myself from beating the crap out of him even if he was a freshman and I could definitely take him. All I could see in my head was the two of them doing it, I needed professional help.
"Oh, he's younger than you" I pointed out.
"And he was really bad at it" She added.
"How bad?" I enquired, this was actually really soothing my ego.
"When we kiss I get further than I did with him" she laughed. I turned to hide my smile from her.
"Well in that case" I laughed before attacking her lips again.
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Effy's POV
Olay so I may have lied to Ryder. Jackson wasn't bad at it, he was incredible but I wasn't going to tell Ryder that. He could be really fragile sometimes. Ryder was in the shower right now, and all I wanted to do was jump in there with him and jump him.
"Jesus how many times are Marley and Jake planning on doing it?" Kitty moaned while she pulled a summer dress on. I was wearing short shorts and a vest.
"I wonder what sex with Ryder will be like?" I wondered out loud. Kitty laughed.
"He is pretty muscular" Kitty giggled. I let my mind wonder to the dirtiest of fantasies. I was snapped out of my fantasy when my sex god boyfriend walked out of the bathroom in just a towel, his body still glistening with water.
"Unless your going to walk around naked all day, no objections to that idea, you're going to need clothes on" I laughed pressing myself against him. Ryder had one arm around me and one hand gripped on his towel.
"I think I'm going to risk going back to my room" Ryder laughed. He pecked me on the lips and left the room. Damn he was sexy. The door opened a second time and in came Marley with a huge grin on his face. She was wearing shorts and one of Jake's t-shirts.
"C'mon let's get going daylights burning" Marley cheered in a very happy tone. She got up on her bed and started jumping up and down.
"Someone got laid last night" Kitty laughed getting up and jumping with Marley.
"Three times" Marley squealed landing on her back and hugging her pillow.
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I guess we had had our free time Mr Shue and Finn rushed us into an all day dance rehearsal. I was practicing my kick ups. Mr Shue had recruited Mike, Brittany and Santana to help us dance. Me and Jake were on dance lead.
"Alright dudes these are the dance moves to Radioactive/ Get lucky" Brittany explained as she showed us the dance moves. They were really simple. I raised my hand.
"What's up Blondie?" Santana asked.
"I think we've got down the dance for this number but what about Beautiful day that's going to be a more difficult number" I pointed out. Brittany laughed.
"Us blondes have superpowers so we're amazing dancers" Brittany explained. Wtf, I know I have superpowers, I call it dressing like a whore not an amazing dancer.
"So?" Kitty wondered. Brittany busted out some moves that would fit perfectly with the song.
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•I GOTTA FEELING - BLACK EYED PEAS
•HONEY HONEY - MAMMA MIA