I finished getting ready, after trying to find clothes that fit, I don't know why I'm so fat. Nogla told me I should start working out with him, but really I'm so confused because I have no reason to be fat. I've been eating quite healthy so that can't be it... I don't know. I'm so judgy of myself that I've been super emotional: lashing out on Nogla sometimes, crying more than usual... What made me fat? Tonight is definitely not going to help anything. Nogla and I are hanging out with the guys tonight and I just know they'll tease me. It's not that I wouldn't mind but some of their jokes can be really harsh. "Lui! You ready?" I hear Nogla yell. I grumbled to myself taking one last look in the mirror and deciding I would be okay. I ran out of my room and down to the ground floor. Nogla was waiting by the front door and I have him a smile. When he saw me he instantly returned the smile. "You look beautiful as always Lui." I blushed heavily and shoved him playfully, "oh shut up." We are both smiling at each other and he takes my hand leading me towards his car.
We finally it to the bar and I got out of Nogla's car. I was filled with excited nervous energy, not ready to hear the fat jokes they come up with. Nogla noticed my body language pretty easily. "Lui don't worry, I'll make sure they won't tease you that badly." I let out a shaky breath and nodded my head. "Thanks Nogla." I grab his hand and he intertwined our fingers and we walk into the bar together. We could easily spot out where our friends were as they had started getting drunk without us, and were the loudest people here. We sat down and they instantly started talking about Nogla and I. Whatever they had been discussing was forgotten they seriously have the shortest attention span on the planet. It didn't take them too long to notice my extra weight and so the teasing begins.
"Nogla when did you start eating real man food?" Tyler asked, well yelled at me.
Evan giggled evilly, "Nah he's not eating more. I'd say he's always been this size we've just been too drunk to realize!" That hit me hard and I tugged on Nogla's sleeve.
"Guys leave him alone, it's not like he can help it." I smiled a bit, but it didn't last long.
"No you're right Nogla, Lui can't help it because he's preggers!" Brock amusedly slurred.
I frowned, I didn't think any of them would go a far to call me pregnant especially Brock of all people. I stood up and just walked out the bar. I wasn't gonna listen to this bullshit right now. I heard Nogla behind me and I was just pissed off. "Nogla just go back inside and have fun." I turned to face him. "No Lui I'm coming with you. I'd rather spend time with you." Then I just snapped, "Just leave me alone Nogla! I don't need you around me all the fucking time! Just go in and have fun with them!" He held a mournful face while looking at me, "But-" "JUST GO!"I interrupted him. He nodded sadly and turned back towards the bar. Wait... Could I be pregnant? It makes absolutely no scientific sense, but I've been very moody and I do have morning sickness sometimes... I just thought that was because of something I ate. The uber I called finally gets here and I ask them if we can go to a store before they take me home. The driver agrees and we just talk the whole way there about random things, they were really nice. When we got to the store I go in and buy the pregnancy tests, but I also buy a soda just to seem like some girl's boyfriend running an errand. After I pay I run out quickly back into the uber car. He begins taking me back to my house. When we get there I tell him thank you and give him a tip because why not? I hear some yelling upstairs and figure that Nogla got home somehow. I head to the bathroom right away not wasting time and read the directions on the box. I quickly take the test and decide while I wait for it to show the results I could check on what Nogla was actually doing. I head upstairs and open the door to his recording room. "Nogla, whatcha ya doing?" He stopped what he was doing and looked over at me. "The guys thought since we were all drunk we should rage at a game, so we be playing golf with friends!" He surprised me by the fact he wasn't slurring his words meaning he wasn't actually drunk, just a little buzzed. I nod my head when I do see in fact the whole gang is playing it except for me. He waves to me before turning back to the screen. I silently leave and hear him yelling once more when I had reached the stairs. I remembered what I had been doing and bolted to the downstairs bathroom. I picked up the test and saw the results were blue. I picked up the box reading the instructions quickly, 'Urinate on directed area of test. Wait a few minutes for results. Red means Negative and Blue means Positive.' Wait I really am pregnant? What. The. Actual. Fuck? How I'm a man, this isn't possible, and yet it's real... I have to tell Nogla.
The next morning I woke up to Nogla's snoring and I groaned before getting up. I suddenly remembered last nights events and cursed. It really did happen, didn't it? I decided to tell Nogla whenever he woke up and had some coffee. Nogla decided to wake up at 3:00pm, when did he fall asleep to make him sleep in so late? Even though he was irritable I had to tell him. "Hey Nogla? I have to tell you something..." He looked over at me with shock from my nervous voice. In all the years he had known me I was never nervous around him. "What is it Lui?" I sighed before gaining the galls to tell him. (That is not a typo, it is galls) "I'm pregnant." He burst out laughing before seeing how serious I was. "No it's not physically possible this is some prank you came up with." I shook my head at him. "I don't know how it happened Nogla, but it did. Haven't ya noticed? My stomach is big, I'm over emotional, and not to mention my morning sickness." He gave me the 'you must be joking face' and I sighed. "Here look I took a test, what Brock said yesterday made me think of it and I thought there was no harm in trying." He looked at me incredulously and back at the test, "But how?" I shook my head not knowing the answer to that. An idea popped in my head, we could ask my parents maybe I have some weird condition. I didn't even consult Nogla and called my Mum's cell phone.
"Hi Lui! How's my boy and his love?"
I wasted no time in answering her, "Mum I'm pregnant. Do you and Dad know how that could have happened?"
The line was silent for a good minute, "Lui I think it would be best to talk face to face. What is it, Skype? Call me on that when I'm online."
"Okay Mum, I love you. Bye." I hung up and I knew Nogla wanted answers. We would both get them soon.
As soon as my mom was online I called her Skype immediately. I saw both my mom and dad's faces on the screen. Nogla was sitting next to me wanting to know the same thing as me, what the hell was going on. I didn't need to say anything and They started talking. "Lui when you were born you were such a gift to us. We loved you wholeheartedly, but when you were a toddler we noticed you were different, and the way you acted we knew you would never change."
"Just tell me what is happening." I hurriedly said.
"Darling, your birth name is Luise. You were born a girl Lui. Your father and I figured out when you were a toddler that you would always act and be like a man, so we saved you the knowledge of what you were and changed you before you were old enough to remember anything. We've always loved you Lui, but you were meant to be a man from the beginning."
I was slightly confused if I was changed then how did I still get pregnant? "You were too young to have your female parts removed but you could were able to get male parts... We didn't want you to know because you would think differently of yourself." I sighed quite loudly. They were right about me thinking of my self differently, but a lot more things made sense now that I knew I was, I guess transgender? I looked over at Nogla and he smiled assuringly. He didn't care about who I was and I was glad because that would have made this hell with me having our baby. My parents looked worried for my reaction, but I was surprisingly calm. In fact I was happy my parents knew what they were doing and took care of me before I even knew it, and Nogla would always talk to me about adopting. Now we wouldn't have to. I felt a smile on my face. "Thank you mum and dad. I'll buy ya tickets to America when the due date gets closer." We talked for a bit laughing at certain things I had done as a kid before we said goodbye. I saw Nogla looking at me with love in his eyes. "What?" He giggled a bit, "This is why I love you. You are special in your own little way." I smiled remembering that was what he said when he admitted his love for me and I denied it.
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Banana Bus Squad Oneshots
FanfictionOkay so I love all of these guys and they always make me laugh, so why not make some oneshots for my favorite ships.
