elementari ---One Direction boyxboy---

Chapter 23

Liam POV

I'm finally done cleaning! Niall and Justin really made a mess and I had to clean it up. I couldn't count on help from the others because Louis and Harry went to their room doing god knows what, and Zayn went back to Perrie.

I spent hours cleaning. I was very concerned about Niall. He didn't want to talk to any of us, and about an hour ago Blaine took him somewhere. What was wrong with Niall? The sweet innocent Niall I knew has been gone for a while now. Polo's replaced my tanktops and snapbacks. His hair always in a badass quiff. But even though Niall was definitely becoming a man, it just isn't right that he tried to kill Justin bieber. Niall is way too caring for that. That's one of the things I lov- like about him.

Why couldn't Niall just like me back so we could just get together and act like Harry and Louis? yes, I know about Harry and Louis, I'm not blind! They think they're being all sneaky and secretive but I can see right through their little charade. Plus, Blaine told us they kissed that night they got attacked on the beach. He told us when we were at Susan's. We didn't really care though, we'd been expecting it. Now we're just waiting til they tell us themselves.

By now it was getting pretty late. I think I'm gonna go to bed. I walked up the stairs but halfway up the stairs I hear the front door open, so I take a look.

Zayn and Perrie came bursting in, their lips never letting go, to be honest it looked like they were gonna eat each other's faces off. They walked ( if you can even call it that when it's basically standing up having sex ) towards the couch and fell down. They started to undress each other and I felt a bit awkward standing here watching them. But this is a very good oportunity for a prank. This is mostly Louis' terrain but that doesn't mean that I can't have fun.

I crouched and snuck my way behind the couch. I could clearly hear them moaning and had to contain my laughter. I slowly lifted myself up and I was now leaning over them, they didn't notice because they were too busy tongue wrestling. this is my chance!

At the top of my lungs, and as sexual as I could, I loudly moaned "OOOOH ZAAAAAAAYN"

The reaction I got was priceless. Perrie, who was underneath Zayn Shrieked pushed Zayn off. Zayn was on the floor with the most confused look on his face. I clutched my stomach because it was literally sore from laughing.

Harry and Louis suddenly appeared in front of us, to see what was going on. WAIT!  Perrie was in the room, she might have seen that! But she looked like she hadn't seen anything strange. Bullet dodged!

"What's going on?! Harry and I were just about to-"

"WATCH A MOVIE" Harry interrupted Louis. It's pretty fun watching them failing to cover up when I already know about them.

"Zayn and Perrie were having sex and I thought we could make it a threesome" I smiled brightly

Louis looked at me in complete shock "YOU? Liam Payne wanted a threesome?!"

Harry looked like he still didn't know what was happening.

"Actually, Liam was interrupting some of Perrie and I's quality time" Zayn glared at me.

Louis smirked, "What quality? because when I watch porn the quality isn't always goo-"

"LOUIS" Zayn Harry and Perrie shouted in unison

"just trying to release the tension" He grinned sheepishly

"Excuse me for wanting some alone time with my fiance who's constantly on tour with you guys!" Perrie exclaimed, ruffling Zayn's hair, which was already looking like sex hair.

"Come on babe, let's get out of here" Zayn took her hand and dragged her upstairs. I was stilling laughing.

I turned to look at Louis and Harry, who were standing there kinda awkward. 

Harry looked at me intensely, before his eyes widened and then a smirk came to his face "well Liam, Louis and I are gonna continue making out in my bedroom"

Louis eyes have never been wider, "HARRY!!!!!!!"

"He knows Louis" Harry smiled at Louis

Louis seemed to calm down, "how?"

"You guys are pretty obvious" I grinned

"Blaine told him"

"how does Blaine even know?"

"No idea, well anyway, goodbye Liam" his eyes started glowing and they were gone. Lazy boys, could've just used the stairs ya know.

I decided I'm thirsty, so I went to the kitchen to get something to drink, when I heard a voice in the living room again. Niall's voice to be exact.

"I hope it works"

I walked into the living room with a big smile on my face, "Niall you're back!" I pulled him into a hug and he hugged me back, nuzzling his face in the crook of my neck. I love his hugs! 

When we pulled away I noticed that Niall looked a lot better, like he'd all forgotten about this afternoon.

Zayn suddenly came downstairs in his briefs. walking straight into the kitchen, not noticing us.

"PERRIE DO YOU WANT VANILLA ICE CREAM OR CHOCOLATE?!" He roared with his head in the fridge

"I DON'T KNOW! WAIT LEMME TAKE A LOOK MYSELF" It came from above before Perrie walked down the stairs in one of Zayn's sweaters and her underwear.

She hugged Zayn and kissed him before bending over to look in the fridge as well.

"Who is that and how do you know her?" 

I turned around to see Blaine standing there, looking at Perrie with narrowed eyes.

It took a while before Zayn noticed Blaine was talking to him.

"Oh right, you haven't met, Blaine this is Perrie. She's-"

"Zayn step away from her"

"What?"

"Step away from that girl"

"Why" 

Perrie turned around and looked at Blaine confused

"Because" Blaine spoke, "She's a Vampire."

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"What?" Zayn said, I just stood there not knowing what to do, I could see Niall was in the same awkward position and Perrie tensed up

"She's a vampire, one of the last"

It was quiet for a while before Zayn responded, "You're lying"

"I am telling you the truth Zayn"

"You're lying!" Zayn said through gritted teeth

Blaine walked up to Zayn and put both his hands on the sides of Zayn's head. His eyes started glowing, as did Zayn's.

When he let go Zayn's eyes widened before turning to Perrie,

"You're a vampire?"

"Zayn baby, it's-"

"You're a vampire?!"

".... yes"

Zayn then remembered what Susan said about vampires, they can drain life force to keep their youth

"How old are you?" He hissed

"Zayn please, I-"

"HOW OLD ARE YOU?!" Zayn shouted, this was scary, Zayn never lost his cool.

"103 years old"

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A/N

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