Rants, Rhythms And Downright Randomness

"Kill me now"

Ok *sits in large creaky rocking-chair* Story time people

So I was walking home the other day. It was a pretty nice day out and I was feeling pretty good.

I had just got to the post box near my house and this really cute guy was walking dogs. He looked about 17 and had fluffy-looking brown hair.

There were about three or four adorable little puppers and they started getting all tangled around his legs.

He bent down to untangle them and then when he got back up he looked directly at me.

We made eye contact and I swear I blushed tomato red. Then - oh honey - then he fricking WINKED AT ME.

ME. I'm plain as hell. And I swear I reached an entire new level of flustered. I looked at him again and he smiled at me and I was just about ready to die.

I swear I need to get better at controlling my blush. He passed me and some of the dogs were sniffing around me.

So he turned around to get them to move and we made eye contact again. And I must have been chanting "kill me now" in my head for at least ten minutes afterwards.

Anyway, I am hopeless. I swear, there are just too many cute people out there and I get flustered way too easily.

That and there were doggos. Who wouldn't fall for a guy walking adorable lil puppers, winking and smiling - even at people as odd as me.

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Hope you enjoyed today's story my little squirrel chums. And, just to tell you, it is currently around 3:30 in the morning and I should have gone to sleep ages ago, what with the fact I've skipped breakfast for a week solid and eat much less at other meals too. Anyway, love y'all.

Stlt~ Andy, You're A Star by The Killers