Hey, I hope you like your partners how I like my French fries...
Salty as f***.
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Hey, I'm perfect for you if you like your partners how I like my espresso…
Bitter.
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I may not be tall and I may not be cute…
"But?"
No that's all.
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My personality is like my taste in memes.
Slightly dark and drowning in self-depreciation.
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You'll definitely gain something from this relationship…
The desire to get out of it.
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Hey, so here you go. Double update. Yeah, so I'm in exam year at the moment, so updates will probably be pretty inconsistent. But anyway, hope you enjoyed these pick up lines, love ya my mystic squirrels.
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