Midnight Ramblings

Dogs

I dont know if any of you have dogs, but if any of you do, you usually get a dog when they are puppies right?  So some of you have gone through the hellish period of them eating all of your possessions. Well, I have two DOGS ok. Adult (in human years) animals that know they don't eat things! So imagine my surprise to wake up at three A.M. to the sound of my oldest dog eating my floor. You did not read that wrong. He ate my freaking floor! And then preceded to throw up the pieces of said floor so I could step in it when I went to put him in a cage I haven't used as punishment in over two years. It was nasty y'all. Be happy your dogs don't do that.