Bernie or Hillary: The Return.

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Director: Hey, hey, hey! Who brought them back here!?!? I want them out NOW!
Me: Aye Sir! Who should I call to remove these peasants? The reapers, or the swim club?
Director: Well.... We can't have them dead.... Plus, the reaper with the red hair freaks me out. Why is she wearing boy clothes?
Me: Uh sir... The reaper with the red hair, Grell, is a boy.... I think... I really don't know anymore...
Director: O_O Fine then. Call one reaper and call one swim club member.
Me: Aye! *calls Grell from Black Butler and calls Momotarou from Free! Eternal Summer*
Grell: Oh? You called? What is it this time?
Me: I want you and Momo to get rid of those two. AND DON'T KILL THEM! Okay?
Grell: *sigh* Fine...
Momo: Uh... Do I have to do that? They're both old! And that's not cute!
Me: Fine...
Grell: WHAT!?!? THAT'S NO FAIR!
Me: I'll call Sebastian if you do this.
Grell: ...DONE! *he takes care of the peasant problem* OH BASSY!!!
Me: Okay, I'll call him. *calls Sebastian*
Sebastian: What is it milady?
Me: Nothing. Just calling you.
Sebastian: ... Grell's with you isn't he...
Me: Yeah, but I'm gonna hang up now. Bye.
Sebastian: Good day. [Idk what he would say???]
Grell: You-you-
Me: What? I said I would call Sebastian and I did.
Grell: Why you little! *chases me with a chainsaw*
Director: Okay, I'm done...














































I am so sorry for the ones who read that... Idk why I wrote that...

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