Sunday's Are My Suicide Days All Right...

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I swear I got freaking cancer by hearing this...













Hey, the only good thing I'm looking forward to on Monday is seeing my crush. Lol I'm sorry, I can't help it. He's adorable, especially when his face turns all red, and- uh.... I'll stop now... And I know I said every Sunday I'd put a do not laugh, but how can you not laugh at that. Seriously, song? One day kids are gonna learn about death and bullets. Hello? Do you not know what a war is? Also, I forgot to say this but, one time (oh crap another random story) I was in computer class and we were using google translate. I sat at the end while my friend was next to me and next to my friend was my crush. So my friend was translating swear words into different languages and I told my friend to type anata wa kawaii desu or something like that because that and the word baka is the only Japanese words I know. (Not really) So he typed it in and it translated to you are cute and my crush, my crush literally said "I'm cute? Oh thank you." I DIED! THE END!

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