Ice Cold (Graly Fanfiction)

New Spells and Getting Back Home

Gray's POV
Both Ur and my mother Irene glitched while trying to tell me something important. They said someone about...my greatest fear drawing near Magnolia and me...including my friends? It took a little thinking before I realized what my actual fear was...I can't describe it in words or even think about it. It just covers my whole body with fear and I can't seem to let it out of my chest. Why? Why was it coming here? And why is it after me and my friends? And the place I call home? Why? I have to wake up. But if I'm gonna keep this knowledge in my brain, I have to keep this from everyone. Including Keely. I can't let them worry anymore than they had already been now. It's just not the right time. I'm sorry....everyone.
Irene and Ur told me that they were giving me new spells that I learned from the future. It wasn't a lot, just enough to keep me from going more nuts than I've already have. But why did they give them to me again? Oh, right. To prepare myself for what's coming. Ur also gave me a special book. It's a diary that she had a long time. She said that everything I need to know about, and all that I never knew, would be in this book. She told me to keep this from Lyon, because she said that if he's involved, it would be too crude to even put in words. I just thought that he was a crap minded idiot who just drools over Juvia and practically bothers me about me dating her and stuff. I wouldn't even dream of it! Does he even have a brain in his head?! I told him about God knows how many times I told him me and her were NOT dating, and that she's the one who wants to. It's like she doesn't even know what the word rejected means! But at least she cares about most things besides that, though. I always wondered how her life was like before she met me. I mean, besides the part she told me about her rain being so gloomy around other people throughout her life. And Keely...I know I have feelings for her and all, but...she never told me about what she experienced before she came to the guild. All I know is that Eden told her about the guild and brought her here. That's it. Wait...what am I thinking?! I'm gonna really die if I don't do something right now! But where the hell am I?! Wherever that is.
Natsu's POV (short...kind of)
Okay, is Gray playing dead here or did he eat too much? Because he's been laying there for about a few hours. HAHAHA!! I could imagine him just waking up, and getting screwed up again right when he opens his eyes!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That would be funny. But seriously what's he doing in there?
Keely's POV
What am I doing?! I'm hurting my friends?! What?! Why am I doing this? I know I'm pissed off and all, but...THIS IS JUST CRAZY! Even though I get as mad as I could be, it doesn't mean that I have to literally attack my friends and be done with it. They could get screwed if this keeps up. Wait a minute! ......
I got nothing😑
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Happy: We'll be right back to "Ice Cold" after these messages! Aye!

~(skit fest) because I can~
Natsu: *crying for no reason*
Gray: ha! Wuss
Happy: why's Natsu crying?
Lucy: This is rare
Erza: stop crying
Natsu: I can't help it
Erza: stop crying
Natsu: *keeps crying*
Keely: *death glare* IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP, IM GONNA MAKE YOU SHUT UP GOT THAT?!
Natsu: *changes his expression to a stupid one* sorry🙂
(I got this from a video and I thought it was funny)
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Keely: *kicks Natsu where the sun doesn't shine*
Natsu: 😱AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!! DAMN YOU!
Keely: 😊 heeeeeeheeeeeheeeeeee
Gray: *cracks up and gives Keely high five* Nice one!
Natsu: *throws up*
Random commercial voice: If you have a boner or erection, quit taking Allegra and switch to another drug that helps boners. If problem persists, go see a doctor for special assistance.
(Got this from another video. I don't know if this is what the dude said tho, but...oh well)
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Lucy: *reading a magazine and eating food*
Plu: *being adorable*
Lucy: Geez, Mira's really working it in Sorcerer Weekly lately. I'm kinda jealous how she gets all the guys these da-
Natsu: *drapes himself over Lucy casually* HEYA!! How's it goin' Luce?!
Lucy: GET YOUR NASTY HANDS OF ME SUCKA!!
(Remember that vine? I changed it a little because I forgot what the dude said kind of)
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Lucy: *dressed in bunny suit* why am I wearing this?
Erza: because it's hot. Now go! *pushes Lucy on stage*
Lucy: *laying on the floor like a slut* Hey bo-
Gajeel: *playing guitar and singing a shitty song knocking Lucy off stage literally* ♪♪♪SHOO-BEE-DOO-BAA!!!♪♪♪
Lucy: *on the floor flat as paper*
Natsu and Happy: MOVE BITCH GET OUT DA WAY GET OUT DA WAY GET OUT DA WAY!
Lucy: jerks
~(last skit, a bit long)(you can skip this I don't care)
Eden: *making a castle of crackers like you do with cards* almost done
Natsu: can I eat it?
Eden: *gives Natsu a cracker* no castle for Natsu
*Eden turns around to get cheese paste*
Gajeel: *randomly looks at the castle and starts eating it, including Natsu*
Eden: *Turns around with jar of cheese and eye twitches* catsle... (○△○)
Gajeel and Natsu: *stops and looks at Eden with stuffed faces* oh shit
-10 minutes later-
Gajeel: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HER CASTLE WAS IMPORTANT?!!
Natsu: I DUNNO!! I WAS JUST WATCHING HER MAKE IT!!!
Gajeel: you really are an idiot Salamander
Natsu: hey, what do you think Eden's gonna do with us?
Gajeel: *shakes* I th-think you can already tell by that thing over there....
Natsu: *turns around and goes pale*
Eden: *walks in room carrying a crate of dynamite, lighter fluid, matches, and her katana with a curse on it* Castle gone.....
Gajeel: Wh-why are her eyes looking like that?!
Natsu: she's pissed and in psycho mode that's what!
Eden: *dips dynamite in lighter fluid and pours it all on the two boys tied up*
castle gone....
Natsu: E-Eden...I-I'm s-sorry?!
Eden: castle gone.....
Gajeel: wait...Salamander...aren't you immune to this shit?!
Natsu: are you telling me that you didn't noticed her katana with curses on it?!
Gajeel: *looks at it* crap, so that means, she'll use it to make you feel the burning of fire?!
Natsu: *nods shamefully* yup
Eden: castle gone....
-5 torturous minutes later-
Natsu and Gajeel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never mess with a demon kids...especially if they love crackers
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Happy: Now we return to Ice Cold! AYE!
Lucy and Keely: FINALLY!