Prepare for loads of randomness, monologuing, venting, raging, outbursts, yelling in general, ideas, stories, humorous things I come across, stupid slightly inspirational thoughts, and basically the (not so) average life of me.
So a few days ago I was reading on my bed next to my lamp. My cat, Hazel, (if you're familiar with her) decided to hop on my desk.
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That's Hazel. She's adorable.
Now behind my desk I have a shelf, and on the very top shelf is a lamp.
That lamp has a cord that connects into an outlet. There's a button to switch the light on.
Me being me, reading, didn't notice that Hazel decided to toy with it. (If you don't have a cat, know that they get into everything.)
Naturally, the lamp decided to fall. And life decided that I had to be directly underneath it.
So I heard this crash, my head snapped up to see a purple thing catapulting my way, about to smash into my skull. Instinctively my hand reached out and in a split second I grabbed it.
I was freaked. Panting hard, kinda put off, ya know.
So I put it back and Hazy darted off to go destroy something else.
So yeah CBG almost stopped breathing.
That's very scary.
CBG doesn't want to stop breathing.
Oh yeah also I am now up to date with my fangirl books, so yay, cookie monsters!
Speaking of which, I have to feed you. *hands out a tray of cookies* Sometimes I feel like you guys only read this for the cookies xD
SO BYE EVERYONE If you have any stupid near death experiences that you feel comfortable sharing, go ahead! (I have PLENTY)
