The (not so) Average Thoughts of a CBG

Instead of Being Productive, I Did This--a Novel by Me, in Stores Soon

Look at me on a roll with updating

*awkward silence* 

I made a tag 

*shocked faces* 

*bites into muffin* 

*don't comment on how I betrayed cookies*

Anyway

This is the DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE with pictures/gifs

Basically the draw your life for those of us who aren't talented

I tag everyone

Use as many as you want, at least ten (look at the contradiction)

This should be fun and self-deprecating and pathetic hahaaha who's ready? 

*chirping*

oh hey the crickets are 

*elevator music plays*