The (not so) Average Thoughts of a CBG

Thoughts of CBG

  Seeing as how this is called The (not so) average thoughts of a CBG, I figured I'd post a chapter sharing a bunch of my daily school thoughts. (Without fandoms. If you want I'll do one with fandoms.)

So, now presenting quotes from me!

"I tire."

"So . . . Bored . . . . Must . . . Read."

"Why am I biting my lip?"

"Feels awkward."

"Feels really awkward."

"Why feels awkward? Don't knows. Just does."

"I'M DEHYDRATED."

"Sweepy, vewy sweepy."

"Is it possible to die of boredom?"

"Ew people."

"Everywhere people."

"Oh! A human! What an interesting specimen!"

"Hungry, hungry, hungry."

"You know if all of these people turned into pizzas I'd be much happier and I'd eat them without remorse."

"WHY ARE THE TABLES MADE OF WOOD?"

"Why do we breathe?"

"LA LA LA LA BOREEEEEEED!"

"Why do people suck so much?"

"Ughhhhhhh!"

"FOOD!"

"I have a bug bite on my arm, WHYYYYY?!"

"I actually have five on both arms. WHYYYYY?!"

"Has anyone ever wanted to be a chicken nugget?"

"What's life like with a different face?"

"What do unicorns think about?"

"What are normal peoples?"

"One day I'll be dead."

"I WANNA GO TO THE LIBRARY."

"Wants home . . . "

"I WANT TO HUG MY BUNNY AND KITTIES BUT NO I'M HERE!"

"School is hell because I'm burning on the inside, let me ouuuuuttttt."

"Can some other not-stupid song get stuck in my head?"

"Maybe I should dye a stripe of my hair purple."

"GET OUT OF MY HEAD, STUPID SONG!"

"People are rudes."

"I use incorrect grammars."

"At least in my headses."

"I relate to Gollum on a personal level."

"Cheetos . . . "

"I'm tapping my footttttt!"

"What to do at home?"

"Just wants home."

"HOMEEEEEE!"

Etc.

You should be concerned about my mind now because these are all real, true thoughts of me.

Should I do this again?