Prepare for loads of randomness, monologuing, venting, raging, outbursts, yelling in general, ideas, stories, humorous things I come across, stupid slightly inspirational thoughts, and basically the (not so) average life of me.
*screams to the universe WHY DID I HAVE TO GET THIS FACE???* This picture will be gone by tomorrow
4. Post a picture of your crush
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You guys Even if I did have a crush, I'm not going to CREEPILY TAKE A PICTURE OF SAID PERSON
5. You want to travel to Greece, Italy, Britain, France, New York (to see The Lightning Thief musical), Hawaii, etc.
6. The last movie you saw Mean Girls
10. The best joke you have ever told My older brother is the one with hilarious wise cracks and remarks. I'm just honest and people think I'm joking because how on earth can a person be that cynical?
So I stole a joke from my older brother. This joke actually made my friend laugh so hard she started crying.
Ahem
Three men died and went to heaven. They got to the pearly gates and were greeted by Saint Peter, who started it off by saying, "Look, I know you're forgiven and all, but I'm going to ask you each a question and your answer will determine what kind of car you drive in heaven." Saint Peter looked at the first man. "Have you ever cheated on your wife?" The first guy said, "I haven't cheated on my wife in twenty six years." "Okay," Saint Peter said. "You get a Toyota Camry." He turned to the next guy. "Have you ever cheated on your wife?" "Every once in a while . . . you know how it is." "Okay, you get a Lincoln." He turned to the third guy. "Have you ever cheated on your wife?" The third guy replied, "I have never cheated on my wife." Saint Peter said, "Okay, you get a Mercedes-Benz." Later in heaven, the first and second guy came across the third guy, crying. They were baffled and asked, "Why are you crying? You were the most loyal out of all of us and you got the best car." The third guy turned to them and said, "I just saw my wife riding a skateboard."
12. How your room looks Like a hot mess, that's what it looks like. I considered taking a picture but no
15. Favorite t.v. show Still Doctor Who
19. An unforgettable phrase
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22. Post a picture of your pet I have three
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This is Fluffy, the rabbit I've had since I was seven. He's addicted to sugar BTW. And no, I'm not kidding, I do in fact feed him candy And yes, the floor is dirty, you're very observant. A rabbit lives here.
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My cat, Leia Cress, who is very pregnant (again) And again, yes, the table is a mess
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My other cat, Hazel, who is in the bathtub
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NOW LET ME EXPLAIN This is Rudy, also known as Mr. Bug Eyes
We found him outside as a tiny kitten, starving, just a wreck in general. And he has bulging eyes. We took him in. This kitten is terrified of everything. It's taken six months for him to allow us to near him without darting away. He's basically useless and completely mooches off of us, and for some reason we allow it
23. Name of the person you hate So many people The one that comes to mind is this idiot in biology who is SO ANNOYING. Her name's Maddie and I can't stand her
