Insanely In Love × Joker X OC

Chapter Seven

(Smut warning)
Jessica's pov-

I woke up still in his arms, thank God. I am not getting kidnapped again. Well, hopefully I'm not. I slid out of his arms trying not to wake him and went to the kitchen. I grabbed a bowl out of the cabinet and made me some front loops. I sat at the table and began eating my colorful bowl of cereal.
"There you are." Joker said, appearing in the doorway. I turned around to face him as he approached me and sat with me. I turned around and smiled at him. "Well look who's finally awake." I teased. "I'm just glad I woke up with you here." He chuckled. "Me too." I laughed along with him. "So, I got word that one of my goons found where poison ivy is staying now. She's an old friend of mine, and I think you'd like her." He spoke. "Okay, are you planning on me meeting her today?" I asked, taking another bite of my froot loops. He nodded and hummed a 'mhmm'. I finished chewing and eventually finished my cereal. I stood up and placed my bowl in the sink and walked back to Joker. "So when am I gonna meet her?" I asked. "Maybe tonight, but I wanna see the drunk side of you right now." He smirked. "Oh god, um okay. Do you have alcohol?" I asked. Joker seems like someone who would already have alcohol. "Yes, but I wanna get even better alcohol. Let's go steal some." He said, standing up and running to the room. I quickly followed him up to our room and put on an outfit, which of course, included a gun. Joker put two guns in his coat and pulled it over his shoulders, putting his arms through the arm holes. "Time to cause trouble babydoll." He smirked and we ran out to the car, hopping in quickly. He cranked up the car and began driving to the nearest winery.
We arrived and I got my guns, looked him in the eye as he got his guns out and we raced inside. We got in, shot everyone in sight and stole as much alcohol as we could. As we were running out, I tripped in a pool of blood and got it all over my clothes. I pulled out an ace card from my deck, wrote "WildCard" on it with blood, then stood up and stepped out of the blood and ran outside with Mistah J.
"Come on Darling before the police arrive!" Joker shouted out to me. I jumped over the hood and climbed into the car. He stomped on the gas pedal and we sped away, watching the police arrive at the scene with multiple ambulances. Everything was racing by in a blur, until I heard squealing behind us. I looked in the mirror and saw Batman.
"Batsy, Batsy, Batsy!" I exclaimed. I grabbed my gun, hung out the window and shot at his car, hitting the hood but it ricocheted. As we were about to turn on the road along the boat dock, Batman's car crashed into ours and we shot out the windshield and into the water.
I relaxed in the water for a moment, enjoying the temperature of it. I opened my eyes and looked around, seeing the rays of sunlight pour into the water. I looked around and saw no Joker. Don't tell me I'm about to get kidnapped again.
Then I began to struggle and run out of breath, tossing and turning trying to get above water, but it was no use. I closed my eyes and thought about Joker, wanting him to he the last thought on my mind when I drowned. I felt an arm grab me begin dragging me higher to the the surface. I all of a sudden felt air hit my face and I tried to inhale but I couldn't. I couldn't breathe. I closed my eyes amd tried forcing myself to breathe when I felt lips breathing air into my mouth. At first it was just classic CPR but then it turned into a kiss, I didn't kiss back because it didn't feel like Jokers lips. I put my hands on the person's chest and tried pushing them off. I opened my eyes, revealing the batshit Batman and I kicked him off immediately.
"Fuck off!" I screamed. "BACK THE FUCK UP!!!" I heard a familiar voice scream. I looked to the sound of the voice and saw Joker. I jumped up and ran to him while he pulled out his gun and loaded it. Before he got the chance to shoot him, Batman threw down a smoke bomb and disappeared. "That stupid fucking idiotic Batman is gonna pay for everything he has done." Joker said with fury in his eyes. "Let's just go home." I said, leaning my head against his arm. "Well, we can go steal a car from the parking lot of that store over there since my car is trashed now." He growled slightly. I nodded and we quickly walked to a nearby car. He hot wired the car and drove out of the parking lot, not giving a shit what he hit. As soon as we hit the road he went as fast as he could until we reached the warehouse. I went to my room and pulled off my bloody clothes, putting them in a dirty laundry basket and putting on a new outfit. Joker was in his room, getting into a different outfit as well. I went to his room and walked in on him zipping up his pants. He was still shirtless, but damn that was a fine sight to see. I bit my bottom lip and stood in the doorway, waiting for him to notice. I watched him search his closet for a shirt when I began lightly scratching at the door, trying to get his attention. He turned around and smirked as he approached me. When he was standing in front of me, he placed his hands on my hips and his forehead against mine. "Is my princess ready to get tipsy?" He whispered. "I'm ready if you are." I responded. He let go and turned around and went back to his closet, pulling on a black hoodie with a green spray painted smiley face on it. "Where is the alcohol?" I asked. "It's in my mini fridge in my office, but I can bring it in here." Joker walked past me and turned through the halls to get to his office while i stayed in his room. I sat down on his bed, and admired his room. It's just so big and brightly colored, even though there were holes from jokers fists in the walls. I laid back against the pillows on his bed, closed my eyes, and stretched. I finished my stretch to see Joker standing there with the alcohol and two shot glasses.
"Would you like to play never have I ever?" He asked. Holding up the shot glasses and walked toward me. "Sure, but are we playing it like like if we have done it, we take a shot?" I asked searching for assurance. "Yep, that's how we are gonna do this!" He exclaimed followed by a chuckle. "Okay well, time to start. You go first." I looked at him as he pondered about things he has and hasn't done. "Never have I ever...felt sorry or remorseful." He admitted. I thought it for a second. I can't recall ever being sorry since most of my life i have either been behind bars or being abused and kept in the basement. I shook my head and began thinking of things that I haven't done. Well, I've never owned a purple lamborghini. "Never have i ever...owned a purple lamborghini." Joker rolled his eyes sarcastically and took a shot. He instantly spoke up. "Never have I ever...been best friends with a guard at my mental asylum." I chuckled under my breath and took a shot. "Never have I ever...had green hair." I watched the Joker take a shot. "Never have I ever...been kissed by Batman." He said with a hint of jealousy and anger in his voice. I took a shot and continued. "Never have I ever...shot a guy for touching my girlfriend's ass." I said trying to get the words out correctly. I was already starting to get kinda tipsy. He took a shot. "Never have i ever...made my mom eat my own sibling." I smiled and took a shot. "Never have I ever...had my own henchmen-n." I extended the 'n' because I was now officially drunk. He took a shot."Never have I never, whoops I meant ever," he was obviously drunk as well. "...stripped on a pole while looking sexy as fuck." He smirked. I took a shot.
He removed his hoodie, revealing his chest and placed the alcohol over on the nightstand next to the bed we were sitting on, and pinned me against the backboard of the bed. He looked into my eyes and chuckled softly before pulling me into a sloppy, desperate kiss. Immediately biting and licking my lip to get his tongue in my mouth.
He began grinding harshly against my crotch, rubbing his erection against me. His hands moved mine to above my head and he held them there with his left hand while running his right hand down to the button of my pants. He quickly unbuttoned them and unzipped them and pulled them down to my ankles, so I kicked them off. He slid his hand into my panties and began to feel around my vagina, making sure to rub my clit. I moaned loudly and he purred at my sound. Without warning, he entered one finger into me. "Oh, Mistah J!" I cried out in pleasure, curving my back. He began pumping in and out as my breathing became ragged. He added another finger which took it to a whole new level, and once again I cried out. "Daddy!" He pumped harder and in the most seductive way said, "Who's your daddy?" I panted and replied, "you are!" I gasped as he continued to keep going. "That's right babygirl." He took his fingers out and licked them. "Mmmm, babygirl you taste so good." He yanked my panties completely off and used both hands to spread my legs wide open. Before I knew it, his tongue was running through every crack and crevice of my special place. I moaned loudly, enjoying the feeling of his wet tongue against my skin. He began to massage my vagina with his tongue, sending shivers through out my entire body. "Daddy it feels so good!" I praised, my voice wavering with pleasure. He then inserted his tongue in the same place he just had his fingers moments ago. I bit my lip and moaned, feeling very pleased. He gently bit at my crevices, sending more shivers up my spine from his cold metal teeth. His teeth bit very hard and he removed his head from in between my legs. His face came next to mine and he began kissing my neck, sucking harshly, definitely leaving hickeys. In a hot low voice he whispered, "Does my babygirl want me? How much does my little princess want?" He teased. "I want you daddy, please." I begged. "How much do you want me?" He teased once again. "I want you so much, please Mistah J." I whined. He quickly unzipped and pulled off his pants, along with his boxers and touched my thigh with his erection, teasing me even more. "Please! Just put it inside me already!" I cried, needing the pleasure of him. And without warning once again, he entered me as quickly as possible and bit down on my neck. "Daddy, yes!!" I screamed, moaning following my words. He began pounding into me slowly. "Faster!" I begged. He followed my orders and began to go faster. "H-harder!" I begged once again. He began to pound as hard and fast as humanly possible, making my knees weak. I was already close to my climax and I could tell by his facial expressions that he was too. "Daddy I'm g-gonna cum." I said, panting harshly, he whispered in my ear and said, "Go ahead babygirl, we can do it together." He pulled out and we both at same time came all over his bed. I breathed quickly, still out of breath. He rolled over and unstraddled me, panting as well.
"Princess, you are amazing. maybe later we can have a round two, but right now Daddy needs to rest." He whispered in my ear. I nodded and snuggled up to him, relaxing against his hot, sweaty body. He pulled me into his arms and we laid there for quite a while.
I might have to get drunk more often.

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A/N
Hey, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, especially because of the frickle frack that you were begging for ;) and don't worry, there will be more because why the fuck not? Anyways, please comment and vote because I spend a while writing these for you guys and I like seeing your reactions. Anyways, ily all. Byeeeeeee. NOOT NOOT