Pref: Drunk Texts

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Edited 20/8/16

Ok, so I've given up on putting numbers, cuz a) I'm not bothered and b) I don't remember

Thank you guys so much for all these reads 13-something K reads ❤️❤️

I'm starting to forget everything because of homework RIP

On the left text is your crush and on the right is you

The text is supposed to be like that

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Natsu || Dragneel

Babeeeeee

What do you want Natsu? It's 3 am!

Chen yu pick mi uo, pweetty pwas

Natsu, are you drunk..?

Nu

I'm coming  to pick you up

Gray || Fullbuster

Bebe, where mio phon..

Babe, what are you texting on?

Mio phon..
Oh
Nevrmond Bebe, fiund et

Sting || Eucliffe

God, how drunk was I?

You grabbed a random cat and stuffed it in a pillow. Then you went on the street and started yelling, 'IT'S A PILLOW! ITS A PET! ITS A PILLOW PET!'
Oh.... Wow... Which cat did I grab?

It's on your front lawn rn

Rogue || Cheney

Bebe, how drunk was I?

Well you asked me to take you to the library and you threw a book at the librarian, saying, YOU GOT FACEBOOKED

Can you take me to the library then?

Never .  Love you bebe

Zeref || Dragneel

I KOST MIO BEBE

Babe, what are you talking about?

I POST ME BEBI

Yup, I'm coming to get you. Where are you?

It's a stweet wif sum liht

Yeah, that so helps, Zeref...

Jackal

JAKKU NOLLYEO NOLLYEO SAY WHAT YOU WANT

Babe, are you quoting BTS's 상 남 자 (Boy in Luv)?

The wor sonds soncool
You're a bad bad fgirl

Stop, please. I'm not used to you quoting BTS and tryna be Suga...

Midnight

I hev a gf

I have a bf

Is hui mio?

What? I don't get a word you're saying...

There's a brigg liht... I jus wanio spun mor tum wif you, bebe

I thought you said you had a girlfriend...?

Oh, yuh.. I don't lick you. I love mio gf

Babe, I am your girlfriend

I luv yu kore then dat otter girl

Otter..? Really?

Cobra

I can hear everyting

Yes, I know babe.

Pweas wov mio...

Are you saying you want me to love you? I already do

I cen tell wen yui ling

How can you tell I'm ling? That's not even my name 😂

Bebe, how yui do dat fec?

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Sorry guys, I have no more ideas for Gajeel, Laxus and Jellal RIP

If you guys want me to add them, just request <3

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