yes. this happened.
me: *reads 17black*
me: *is in living room*
me: *gets to first smut scene*
me: *is in front of my religious family*
me: *coughs uncomfortably*
me: *continues to read*
my three year old cousin: *sitting on my lap playing minecraft on my iPod oblivious to his sinning cousin*
me: *continues reading on my phone*
my cousin: I can't get in
me: *coughs* excuse me what
my cousin: I can't find the door to my house
me: oh dear Jesus *sigh of relief*
my family: *looks at me*
me: is my savior *laughs nervously*
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Fanfictionbasic shit that directioners will say and you will have no idea what they're saying but it doesn't matter because they will say it anyways
