*me teaching my kid math*
me: alright so what's up all night+midnight memories
Kid: four
me: correct.
me: what is made in the am+take me home
kid:...
me: ...
kid: mom. they're on hi-
me: I'm putting you in public school
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Fanfictionbasic shit that directioners will say and you will have no idea what they're saying but it doesn't matter because they will say it anyways
