rando: Mary-
me: *whips head in their direction* what did you say
guy: mar-
me: SHES MINE
guy: I thought you were straight...
me: and I thought you were ugly
guy: *smirks* so you're bi?
me: no I'm straight
guy: bu-
me: you're also ugly
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Fandom Inside Jokes>1D
Fanfictionbasic shit that directioners will say and you will have no idea what they're saying but it doesn't matter because they will say it anyways
